Moral Minority wrote:Granted. You have buttsechs with her and your penis snaps off.
Heck, that's rather alright with me. Think of the bragging rights! And these days, I could get another one planted back on. And do it all over again!
Rainswept wrote:I wish I knew what to get my friends for the 2 birthdays coming up this month.
Granted. You will think that getting them dildos with their own mother's signature on them will be funny.
(Do it! Do it!)
I wish that I would not have to go through the pain of having my dick snapped off over and over again during sex with Heidi Klum.
Granted. Cap'n T gets a dick that will never snap off, and also the benefit of nothing bad to befall him during said sex.
I love granting my own wishes.