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United States of America

Postby Nancy Delia » Wed Jan 07, 2015 10:18 pm

is there any such thing as a pastafarian who uses this website and lives in the United States of America? it seems like the aussies and the english really love the flying spaghetti monster. americans are still hooked on jesus or something. it feels like i am the only pastafarian in the United States of America. even though i did meet a brilliant pastafarian from maine via pm. i believe his name was et, the extra terrestrial or something like that.

this is kind of strange since this religion was inspired by political events that took place in the great state of kansas by a fellow american observer living in the northern state of oregon. it seems like americans would love this mess. i think mormons still hold the title of the all american religion.

mormons have the only all american prophet. :(
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Re: United States of America

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Jan 07, 2015 11:27 pm

I'm not brilliant. More like a dull glow, just at the edge of visibility, and not quite into the UV range. Certainly not bright enough to read by.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: United States of America

Postby RevWrongway » Thu Jan 08, 2015 12:04 am

:grin:

Louisiana near Texas
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Re: United States of America

Postby IspywithmeI » Thu Jan 08, 2015 1:25 pm

The Netherlands
Viewed through a telescope I live in a world governed by Einsteinian relativity
Viewed through a microscope I live in a world governed by quantum uncertainty
Simply seen I am present and not New

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Re: United States of America

Postby Cricket » Fri Jan 16, 2015 10:42 am

Southwest Michigan. I've got a lot of friends who identify as Pastafarian (sometimes among other things).
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Re: United States of America

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Jan 16, 2015 6:52 pm

ahoy anti crikitz !

sinz ye kum bak ye gunna b onna bery bestist passyfairyinz list !

rrrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: United States of America

Postby Cricket » Fri Feb 13, 2015 1:33 pm

LOL! I went away because my laptop ate my password and all... one of our wondrous admins worked some magic and fixed it. I have learned forever more to only sign on places with a web-based email address.

And thanks, Nef Yoo. :lol:
Empusa's crew, so naked-new they may not face the fire,

But weep that they bin too small to sin to the height of their desire,

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Re: United States of America

Postby CaptainLongPig » Wed Feb 25, 2015 9:14 am

I'm from the south... the deep south. :lol:

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Re: United States of America

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott » Mon Apr 20, 2015 2:41 pm

We are many. I personally know of significant followings in Houston, Texas and across Wisconsin.

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Re: United States of America

Postby Rigger Tony » Mon Jun 22, 2015 10:58 pm

Greetins Mate!
I be sailin' the sands of the great Sonoran Desert in the lands they call Arizona!
Cheers! :drinking:
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Re: United States of America

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:49 pm

Arizoner, ye sez? Be ye by chance in th' Feenicks airier? Me missus dwelt a while in them parts back a couple score year ago. Still has a mate or two in port. Might be ye knows em, stranger things has happent.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: United States of America

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:36 pm

Hullo ,

ummmm.......

i do'nt livvs in a-Merricarrr . :welcome:
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: United States of America

Postby Rigger Tony » Wed Jun 24, 2015 9:53 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Arizoner, ye sez? Be ye by chance in th' Feenicks airier? Me missus dwelt a while in them parts back a couple score year ago. Still has a mate or two in port. Might be ye knows em, stranger things has happent.


Nay Mate, but I be not far from that port of which ye speak and have been thar many a time.
I be currently moored in a small lagoon what sits in a place they call Tucson.
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Re: United States of America

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Jul 21, 2015 6:39 pm

Rigger Tony wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Arizoner, ye sez? Be ye by chance in th' Feenicks airier? Me missus dwelt a while in them parts back a couple score year ago. Still has a mate or two in port. Might be ye knows em, stranger things has happent.


Nay Mate, but I be not far from that port of which ye speak and have been thar many a time.
I be currently moored in a small lagoon what sits in a place they call Tucson.


wat b tha naim uf yer shup unko wigger stonee ?
i sayl tha Goode shup LOllypop
rrrrrr
umm i gunna tayk et to tha baff tub wite now rrrrrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: United States of America

Postby VeliEgamKnat » Tue Oct 27, 2015 12:52 am

Madison, WI here.


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