Hey all.
Im new to FSM. Sadly I had never been embraced by his noodle appendage, till very recently while making some proper miso ramen. I am a uk citizen and can not wait to start spreading the gospal. Hope to get on well with everyone on this forum and wish luck to any pirates out there braving the sea's.
Jass
The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
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jass139
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
"To achieve great things, two things are needed; a plan, and not quite enough time."
--Leonard Bernstein
--Leonard Bernstein
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Welcome, Jass and Steve! Always room for one or two more around here...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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DavidH
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Welcome, me hearties! Sharpen yer cutlasses and dust off yer gyint hats. 
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Almighty Doer of Stuff
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Some of my best friends are spam robots.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Roy Hunter
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Welcome, Thony. I am sure you will sell many websites. Not.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
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Greetings fellow believers. I was delighted to find this site and especially the certificate of ordination. About time we gave the false religions a run for their money.
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Welcome, young bil. Sniff around the threads and make yourself at home.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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amouses
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Hello from Marcus.
Although I became a Pastafarian Minister a while back this is my first post.
I look forward to a long life of support and service to the Church of the FSM
Although I became a Pastafarian Minister a while back this is my first post.
I look forward to a long life of support and service to the Church of the FSM
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Hello and welcome, Marcus amouses.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Mad Willyum Bonney
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Thee harrbour be open to all matey !
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
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sngrzr
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My first "first post" has been approved but never appeared.
So I try it again.
Just wanted to tell you about my chriFSMas song:
http://www.cosy.sbg.ac.at/~rkutil/fsmsong.html
So I try it again.
Just wanted to tell you about my chriFSMas song:
http://www.cosy.sbg.ac.at/~rkutil/fsmsong.html
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Welcome cindyjohn! Thanks for the birthday wishes, although I had no idea we had a birthday. 
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Nef Yoo BlackBeard
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Nooooooooooooo.........oooooooooooooooo..oooooo
tha worl gunna be ovfer a gun !
Yup!
onna fwiday !
Ye kin et alla kandees peetzers an stuff ya wan !
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Nooooooooooooo.........oooooooooooooooo..oooooo
tha worl gunna be ovfer a gun !
Yup!
onna fwiday !
Ye kin et alla kandees peetzers an stuff ya wan !
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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gnossos wrote:OK, so I want to do a search here..arrgh!
Holiday Dinner is approaching and I would like a nice grace, prayer or something appropriate... Search for Grace, Prayer or whatever is too common?
thanks
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Searching for anything at all is too common here. We've got way too many posts for the search function to parse.
Here's the one I came up with:
O! Great Flying Spaghetti Monster
Mother of Meatballs
Father of Fettuccini
The Alphredo and the Omega
R'Amen!
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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