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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Mar 18, 2017 1:39 pm

Welcome, CaptFarfelleRotini. There are no fire alarms scheduled for today, toilets are on your left and lunch is served about 12:30, OK?
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Postby DaveL » Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:49 am

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:44 am

CaptFarfelleRotini wrote::evilgrin: :love: I have been worshipping His Noodliness (May He be covered in sauce and cheese forever) for awhile and decided to "come out of the pasta box" to proclaim my faith. Thanks for allowing me to share in the FSN community. Ramen. Arrrgh, me Hearties!
May good farfalle rule over you, penne live in your heart, may the spaghetti watch over you.
Roy Hunter wrote:There are no fire alarms scheduled for today
That's what he thinks. I have an experiment later that might not go quite right . . .

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby WrenTheRam » Mon Mar 20, 2017 3:12 pm

Ayyyooo!

My name is WrenTheRam, brought into Pastafarianism some time ago... didn't go anywhere with it. Ran into a couple of forum posts elsewhere about it and well... guess who's decided to become more active.

Anyways I am largely a man of science over belief, however have found any ways in which science can be applied successfully to Pastafarianism where other narcissistic religions rejects it.

:lurk:

Anyways, Hello... that's all I really have to say

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby WrenTheRam » Mon Mar 20, 2017 3:54 pm

Ayooo!

I was introduced to pastafarianism some time ago, however never really went anywhere with it. I spread a word a little amongst my friends however other than that have done very little to contribute. Recently I ran into a forum thread online about Pastafarianism, and decided it was probably the time to become a more active member of this religion and community.

I am largely a man of science and a supporter of evolution, however have recently taken pride in finding many ways scientific laws and theories apply perfectly to pastafarianism. Some may be pleased to know that these scientific laws reject other religions alltogether, and will include these facts whenever I see them worth mentioning....

Anywho, there isn't much more for me to say other than hallo o/

May you be touched by his noodle appendage, and RAmen,

Wren out~
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Ahoy dare Ren & Stimpy

Wots wiff maekin' 2 furst pots ?
i fink ye notty an' well kim :welcome:

um ....

um , um ,

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Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:38 am

Welcome WrenTheRam! Remember the rules:
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  2. Rock crushes scissors.
  3. Scissors cuts paper.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby CaptFarfelleRotini » Wed Mar 22, 2017 5:15 am

Roy Hunter wrote:Welcome, CaptFarfelleRotini. There are no fire alarms scheduled for today, toilets are on your left and lunch is served about 12:30, OK?

Sounds grand. I'll go study some sea charts till the grog and fish head stew with hardtack is served, er, slopped. :lol: May His Noodly Appendage ever wave.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:42 am

CaptFarfelleRotini wrote:I'll go study some sea charts
'Ahvehin'd-ehya' 'aeerd oev Goegil Maeips, moiehtee?
I'v-ehin yoe'errgoe-een nah poiartis-zee paetd eein Poiritd oiakg-divideezs, yoeohut'dah spaekg i'een Poiritdees-ze, aarrrrggghh!!!! :fsm_yarr:

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Postby Pat Kiss » Mon Apr 10, 2017 6:52 pm

Though I have been a Pastafarian for a long time, I confess I've not been too religious about it. But the times have changed (or gotten worse, depending on your point of view). I've come to this forum because we now have a new Supreme Court judge. This new judge's ideological orientation aligns with four other SCOTUS judges making his ideology in the majority. I predict that SCOTUS will soon make it permissible for an employer or a vendor to deny rights or services to employees or customers based on the employer's or vendor's religious views.
I wish to take advantage of that new paradigm (or is it an old one?) and deny rights and services to my employees (if I had any) or my customers (again...). So I have come here to find out what my religious views are and if any of them can be used to advance my agenda. I don't know what my religious agenda is yet, but I look forward to picking from the menu. :-)

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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Apr 10, 2017 8:32 pm

Welcome, PK. I think you'll find it may be a while before the SCOTUS has the opportunity to reverse any major decisions of the past - they can't just throw down the hammer and peel back the law. There needs to be a case that closely mirrors the precedent they want to change, and it needs to have at least a semblance of merit.

I'm still expecting the Giant Meteor any day now.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:19 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Welcome, PK. I think you'll find it may be a while before the SCOTUS has the opportunity to reverse any major decisions of the past - they can't just throw down the hammer and peel back the law. There needs to be a case that closely mirrors the precedent they want to change, and it needs to have at least a semblance of merit.

I'm still expecting the Giant Meteor any day now.
And that Giant Meteor has arrived, in the form of 59 Tomahawk cruise missiles . . .
BTW welcome Pat Kiss! Ignore the hole in the floor (we try our best), only look at the three walls you can see, and try to avoid eating the blender!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TheSearch » Wed May 03, 2017 8:52 pm

His Noodliness has touched me to share with all the pirates and piratesses out there about hidden treasure hidden all about North America! RaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMEN!!!!

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Postby Ember_the_Awesome » Thu May 04, 2017 7:09 am

Sup. I'm Ember, Emperor of Kevequana (r/Nation_of_Kevequana) and recently discovered undeniable proof that the catholic chuch was founded by the FSM. Please activate this so I can share!

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