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hypna
Conchigliette Convert
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Regards from Catalonia

Postby hypna » Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:41 pm

Hi FSM
Thanks for existing. I was lost between big-bangs and big-crunches and it's been a great relief to find you. Tell me, are you the one that introduced H3+ so early ?

hypna
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Re: Regards from Catalonia

Postby hypna » Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:43 pm

hypna wrote:Hi FSM


btw: Should we encourage all the people that believe in Volkswagen Golf to join us too?

Pliney the Bastard
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Location: Lancaster Co., Pa.

Postby Pliney the Bastard » Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:36 pm

Hello all,
I be Pliney, the bastard. :fsm_yarr:
St. Alfonzo Would Be Proud of Me

Sir Francis Drake
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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:49 pm

Noodly welcomes to hypna and Pliney the Bastard.

Hypna- I appreciate your coming here early in your posts, but we are not the FSM, only Pastafarians. To talk to the FSM, you may use your heart. It's a much more direct line.
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!

Dona Nobis Pasta

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littlegirlpurple
Ziti Zealot
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Postby littlegirlpurple » Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:08 am

My mom ~ anthrobabe~ converted me to this delicious religion.. but of course.. I'm still learning all about FSM

:pirate_fish: :fsm_rock:
Gecko Girl...

Swatopluk
Chef Shaman of Hauro Pasta
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Location: Berlin, Germany

Postby Swatopluk » Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:11 am

Welcome!
Ah, we have transcended the first generation gap. Now we have a traditional faith!
Onward noodly pirates!
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anthrobabe
Lord of Linguini
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Joined: Tue May 02, 2006 8:13 pm
Location: Waiting to move where the Gorillas are, the ones without cell phones and cars!

Postby anthrobabe » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:26 am

And now she will know how truly
INSANE
I am

like she didn't have a clue

I am so happy
I am helping to win the war on apathy and blandness one person at a
time.

I had to edit this--- spell check ya know(bladness at 1st)
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org

I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!

I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."

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Squinty Nell
Conchigliette Convert
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Location: DC Tidal Basin

Postby Squinty Nell » Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:11 am

Permission to come aboard?

I am, admittedly a noob to FSM, but have been touched by The Noodly Appendage and have seen the light.

I haven't had much opportunity to engage in piracy, but I played a boatswain in Pinafore and can pipe "The Side". I even have my own pipe.
:fsm_yarr:


Squinty Nell

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KC Observer
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Location: The Vatican of the Pastifarian Church

Postby KC Observer » Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:07 am

Yarrr! Welcome matey! And a fine thing it is to pipe new recruits aboard! :fsm_yarr:
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The Meromorph
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Location: Sailing away to Vindravan, eating my tears with laughter.

Postby The Meromorph » Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:22 pm

Welcome aboard, indeed.
littlegirlpurple,
Your mom is relatively new here herself, but is already beloved of many of us... So you are especially welcome! :fsm_rock:
Laughing in the rain.
Dancing in the desert sand,
Somersaults through life.

Regeneratorizer
Conchigliette Convert
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Postby Regeneratorizer » Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:34 pm

Yo!

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Dr. Otis Lansa
Mystic of Meatball
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Location: Canuckistan

Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:58 pm

Yo, ho, ho, Regeneratorizer... welcome aboard!
(not Yo! Yo! Yo! anymore. :wink: )

Tell us all a little about yourself, if you please, and then we'll let you go run around and play. :mrgreen:
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Regeneratorizer
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Postby Regeneratorizer » Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:07 pm

Im 15, and a recent convert. I live in Mississippi(Southaven, to be exact).

And... um.... Thats it.

:worship: :fsm_float:

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Dr. Otis Lansa
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:10 pm

Welcome aboard! Now go play with all the nice people and loonies here!

Actually, it's mostly loonies, but they're nice people, too... :D
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Kiefer
Maccheroncelli Missionary
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Joined: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:18 pm
Location: Some Desert - Somewhere

A tragic demonstration of my age!

Postby Kiefer » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:15 pm

I am quite excited by my new found faith. However, I am a latter day convert. This is demonstrated by the fact that it has taken me an hour to figure out how to post on the blog. BLOG! I have always wanted to be part of a blog. Bless his noodly goodness!

Well, now I am complete! Gory Blee!
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"You know the problem with the world today is fundementalism: Jewish, Muslim, Christian. If could stop fundementalism the rest of us would get along swimmingly."


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