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hetzle
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Postby hetzle » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:07 am

Snapdizzle.


I mean snapnoodle, of course.
You're just jealous of my grammatically impeccable syntax.

^_^

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John the Pastafarian
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Church

Postby John the Pastafarian » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:11 am

if there was an FSM church would u go?

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Captain Noobhead
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Postby Captain Noobhead » Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:02 pm

Huh... looks like the big bold red letters that say "click here" are replaced with this.

Please to meet all of you new members! :D

kingofmetal
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Postby kingofmetal » Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:28 am

hey all.. been in love with the FSM since i was taught about him this past spring.. look forward to talking with you..

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AmeliaJane
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Postby AmeliaJane » Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:02 am

Greetings... I was eating a bowl of beautiful multicoloured pasta bows last night (with olive oil, peccorino & basil) and suddenly He touched me with His noodly appendage! :D

I am now a true believer, and henceforth shall eat pasta daily in His holy name (it really was yummy...)
:worship: :fsm:
"It is grindingly, creakingly, crashingly obvious that if Darwinism was really a theory of chance, it could not work."
Richard Dawkins

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Postby dukes » Thu Nov 09, 2006 5:27 pm

Well welcome on board, and bring your noodles with you. Just make sure you've got enough to share!
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.

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Ballad of John and Yoko

~(FSM)~GREAT_NAME
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Postby ~(FSM)~GREAT_NAME » Thu Nov 09, 2006 9:55 pm

sup all
:worship: :fsm_float:
:pirate_fish::pirate_fish::pirate_fish:

can i get a rAmen brothas?

Gryffud
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Postby Gryffud » Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:45 am

Hello my Brethren of the FSM, I am new to the faith and am in the process of acquiring the Gospel.

I was converted by friends who have long since known the ways of the FSM.

Praise be to his noodly appendage, Ramen

-Gryffud

Boots Brown
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I’m new and untainted! Taint me please.

Postby Boots Brown » Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:10 am

Hello all

I've been reading these forums for a while and thought I'd register so as to inflict my own comments on you, the unsuspecting and probably undeserving, FSM community.
Boots Brown

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Kris1991
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All hail the FSM!

Postby Kris1991 » Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:06 am

I was eating dinner like any other normal day. Then suddenly my Spaghetti started talking to me. It told me of Pastafarianism and converted me to your ways. Anyways then I ate the Spaghetti, it was good.

Of course I did not eat the FSM, He only used the Spaghetti as an avatar through which to convert me.

Well, my name is Chris, and I'm glad to be a part of this awesome religion.

ARRR!!! :fsm_yarr:

edit: I made this for the background of my myspace profile. http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i220/ ... le/FSM.jpg
-€h®i$ the Ninja/Pirate/Hippie

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Steve R
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Postby Steve R » Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:49 am

After reading through these forums for some time, I too have been touched by his noodly appendage.

Im particularly fond of the hate mail :D
Interesting to see the methods by which religion defends itself in modern society....


RAmen

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Uncle Simon
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Praise His noodlyness!

Postby Uncle Simon » Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:16 am

I finished the Gospel yesterday and it was the greatest book ever, then found this forum and decided to join. I have a MySpace dedicated to the FSM and I plan to contribute to the community.
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Ben the Pastafarian
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Im in!

Postby Ben the Pastafarian » Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:34 pm

Ahoy there, just want to get to the forums. FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER theres a lot of posts here! I would also like to point out the rivalry between ninja's and pirates and how i find it offensive to see the FSM dressed as a ninja.

:fsm_ninja: should be removed from the list for the gospel never mentions anything about ninjas and besides, pirates kick ninjas' @$$3$

:fsm_yarr: *cuts head off* :fsm_ninja:

RAmen

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Warlord of Elephants
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:00 pm

Well the Ninja camp probably doesn't like the Pirate FSM. Coexistence is the rule here. Welcome aboard.... I think there is a Ninja Pirate debate somewhere here. Sincerely The Warlord of Elephants
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XanderTheMuffinKing
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Postby XanderTheMuffinKing » Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:14 am

Greetings, I am Xander and my goal is to extend the reach of His Noodly
Appendage to remote areas of the world...of course with the 30 day offer...


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