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skepticJew
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moving on up

Postby skepticJew » Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:30 am

:fsm_yarr:

been a fan for about a year, i think im gonna put some of my ideas on here finaly
"I dont hate him because he has turrets, i hate him because hes a jerk! and he makes weird noises."

ugarte
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Hello

Postby ugarte » Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:08 pm

Hello, FSM devotees. I'm thankful to our Noodly Father that we can all be here together.

I am a Brooklyn-based stand-up comic and a writer for Stay Free! magazine.

Ramen.

will1420
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Postby will1420 » Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:34 pm

Hello Noodly Fallowers,

Looking forward to learning more about our pirate origin... makes much more sense that one evolves from pirates rather than apes... you should see how NOT hairy i am ... no resemblance

Anyway, I am a science education major looking forward to teaching evolution and keeping ID out of science classrooms!

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kimjongsick
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Postby kimjongsick » Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:26 am

All of you who've posted here since the last welcome... well, welcome! Pretty much whatever you want to talk about, it can be talked about on here (somewhere).
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She's happy as can be, you know, she said so
I'm in love with her and I feel fine

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lindyhazel
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Newby

Postby lindyhazel » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:49 pm

Just converted today!

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Vokon202
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Postby Vokon202 » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:26 pm

Noob here! hi everyone. :D :fsm:
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kysyra
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just converted ;-)

Postby kysyra » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:11 pm

Hi guys,
just got to your site through wikipedia, after researching ID, (Which has only just started to be an issue in Germany), and I am thrilled. Especially since I am also a great fan of pirates....
:fsm_yarr:

ClearThinker
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and now a prayer...

Postby ClearThinker » Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:13 pm

and yea, though i walk through the valley of the collander of death, i shall fear no hot, running water, for Thou art with me. Thy noodly appendage and Thy meatballs, they comfort me. surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life, and i shall dwell in the house of the Flying Spaghetti Monster forever.
The only sacred truth is that there are no sacred truths.

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kimjongsick
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Postby kimjongsick » Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:07 pm

...jesus GOD, ClearThinker, that is beautiful. Such creativity! I love all the new converts just as much as everybody else, but for your creativity, you get special mention.

Welcome all you guys!
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Baby's good to me, you know

She's happy as can be, you know, she said so

I'm in love with her and I feel fine

CapnScrammy
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Postby CapnScrammy » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:11 pm

I have been a pastafarian for a while now but have only recently decided to fully express my faith in :fsm_float:

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zyxyzx
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Postby zyxyzx » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:36 am

... and Moses' mates did look upon him in puzzlement, for chaucerian english was not their native language.
If they weren't witches we wouldn't have tried to burn them in the first place!

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Cuddly_Carpy
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Postby Cuddly_Carpy » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:00 pm

Ooops... I posted else where... are well, Hello peoples of greatness :)
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dukes
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Postby dukes » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:20 pm

Welcome aboard Cuddly_Carpy! I note that you have already posted in one of our more contentitous threads. We always welcome the bold!
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.

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Cuddly_Carpy
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Postby Cuddly_Carpy » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:38 pm

I'm English... so there! It just sruck a chord with me so... I posted... I've recently lost one of my normal forums because some complete tit-monkeys had a really petty and pointless argument so the forum is closed... but then I really should work harder towards my Chemistry A level... do be dooo...

I'm sorry, how are you? *hugs* :-)
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OEJ2
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Hello.

Postby OEJ2 » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:36 pm

Hello, all. I am of course new. I was sent here...by agents perhaps not entirely reliable...from Uncyclopedia, on a quest of sorts. So! I go now to lurk a bit upon your saucy, noodly, meatbally forums. Yarr.
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