The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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Wench Oki
Conchigliette Convert
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Postby Wench Oki » Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:11 am

Hi, everyone! Longtime Pastafarian, first time poster. Looking forward to meeting everyone.


Pasta Ninja
Conchigliette Convert
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Postby Pasta Ninja » Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:54 pm

:fsm_ninja: Be one with the pasta, and long live the ninja-pirate alliance! :fsm_yarr:

Conchigliette Convert
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Location: Salem, MA

Postby MissKitty » Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:03 pm

Hello I am Miss Kitty and I am from MA. I recently found the noodly goodness on Amazon and after reading the first 20 pages I'm hooked.

And so yey I say I saw the meatballs and they were good, and I saw the sauce and it too was good. I go forth now and bring with me the pasta of the FSM.

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Gnocchetti Galley Slave
Posts: 49
Joined: Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:58 am
Location: Luxembourg

post here first/say hi!

Postby polmop » Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:19 am

i'm a freshly converted pastafarian from luxembourg...
and i'm saying hi to you pastafarians!

Rev. Iscariot
Conchigliette Convert
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Joined: Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:49 am
Location: The (Really) Liberal Northeast

Postby Rev. Iscariot » Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:03 pm

Praise to thee, Flying Spaghetti Monster.
That carbonara I had the other night was truly a religious experience.

Plus, I'm really looking forward to the stripper factory.

Conchigliette Convert
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Postby BurningINhell » Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:03 pm


Conchigliette Convert
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Postby BlackCatDetector » Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:49 pm


Conchigliette Convert
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Location: Alpha Centuri Epsilon 5

Postby Engittude » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:35 pm

Hey y'all!!! 8)

YO! S'up in da house! Fo-cheesey mo-neesey bo-deesy! (lol) So yes... Thank you for being a distraction, now I must do homework. :twisted: (yay monacle!)
I may not have a PhD, but I'm still a scientist. I may not have my B. Eng, but I'm still an engineer. I may not have the mustache but I look dam good in a pimp hat!

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Detective TurtleHolmes
Clouseau's Protege
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Joined: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:34 am
Location: Francemouth

Good day, fellow Pastafarians.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:49 am

I'm quite sure that nobody will read this, but anyway, I'm Pastaciple Mitch, pirate name being Shoutin' Bill Smythe, and I am the rootinest', tootinest', buccaneriest' pirate this side of the East Blue.

Extremely glad to be a part of this great religion. :fsm_yarr:
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Farfalle First Mate
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Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:22 pm
Location: Old Europe

Postby Calena » Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:06 am

Don't be so sure, I always read the new converts' postings.
Ambrose Biercedefines the verb "to pray": "to ask that the laws of the universe be anulled in behalf of a single petitioner, confessedly unworthy"

Conchigliette Convert
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Joined: Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:55 pm

Postby frogsgowhoyah » Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:57 pm


Conchigliette Convert
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Location: atlanta

Postby brownietown » Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:48 pm

hi all.


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Postby jwalker » Sun Oct 14, 2007 5:21 pm

i have been a pastafarian for a couple months now and im excited to join this holy forum

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Cap'n Annie
Conchigliette Convert
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Joined: Sun Oct 14, 2007 6:51 pm
Location: Poulsbo, Washington, USA

Postby Cap'n Annie » Sun Oct 14, 2007 8:11 pm

:pirate_fish: Ahoy!

First post!

Follower for about a year, driveby poster on the blog, new here (duh).
"I'm not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going."

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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
Prophet of Pastafarianism
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Oct 14, 2007 8:29 pm

Welcome. Take a load off, Annie :D
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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