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Postby black bart » Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:00 am

Sounds like he's been exercising the wrong bit at the gym!
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Postby Tiddles the Evil » Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:41 am

Miaow!
OH HAI, I'M IN UR PIRATE FORUM, STEALIN ALL UR AVATARS. SRSLY!

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Postby farfalla » Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:03 am

welcome, fellow cat avatared one
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Postby PirateBob » Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:49 pm

Anonymous wrote:Greetings!

I am newly converted to Pastafarianism, and I'm delighted to be here.

I can't wait to get involved and hopefully enter into some interesting and enlightening discussion!

I thank my brother for pointing me in the right direction - I've been wandering the wastelands for years!

:D


I've had to re-register & here is my 2nd 1st post!

I hope I haven't offended his Noodliness in some way.

Humbly - PirateBob

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Postby Moral Minority » Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:10 am

We do it all the time.

visit www.cowsarecool.com

also www.kentuckyfriediscruel.com

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Re: Ears

Postby anthrobabe » Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:48 am

ken worley wrote:
Moral Minority wrote:
black bart wrote:Never trust a man with Big Pointy Ears!


Says the hypocrite who is not even a bipod.


Neither am I.

I am more like a tripod.


:fsm_yarr:


I let Madam Fifi read that last bit and her quote --- " Liar, he be more of an anemic squirrel if ye want to know!" :cry:
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Postby ken worley » Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:58 am

Heads up, new laddies!
The pirates hereabouts are a rum-stealing lot, and can sneak around yer blindside afore ye knows it, so keeps a weather eye on yer bunghole, and sleep wif one eye open.(An th' uvver two tightly shut.)
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ok gotta post here first.

Postby phattbuzz » Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:34 am

Hi all,
New to the forums - old pirate
:worship: :fsm:

- phattbuzz

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Hello, I love you all.

Postby HalfdeadDavid » Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:46 pm

Its all in the subject.

Halfdead.

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Postby ken worley » Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:57 pm

halfdeadDavid wrote:Its all in the subject.

Halfdead.



Upper half, or lower half?

If A, proceed to pirate thread.
If B, to serious discussion.
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Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:33 am

Arrrgh, welcome, new (an' new to us) pyrates.
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Postby Moral Minority » Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:26 am

ken worley wrote:
halfdeadDavid wrote:Its all in the subject.

Halfdead.



Upper half, or lower half?



DaveL or rkzenrage? That is the question.

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Postby anthrobabe » Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:45 pm

Moral Minority wrote:
ken worley wrote:
halfdeadDavid wrote:Its all in the subject.

Halfdead.



Upper half, or lower half?



DaveL or rkzenrage? That is the question.


oim bout to put ye bof in irons......
yer bein watched :mrgreen:
My mantra

Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...

www.gorillafund.org



I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!



I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."

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Postby Moral Minority » Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:47 am

Hello n00bs. Visit the link in my signature.

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Postby ken worley » Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:19 am

anthrobabe wrote:
ken worley wrote:
halfdeadDavid wrote:Its all in the subject.

Halfdead.



Upper half, or lower half?

If A, proceed to pirate thread.
If B, to serious discussion.





oim bout to put ye bof in irons......
yer bein watched :mrgreen:



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