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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Mr.Lynn-Guinne » Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:57 pm

In the words of the Palmist: 'I once was found, but now I'm lost, bespattered by His tasty sauce.'
My life has undergone substantial healthy changes, since I was touched by the Noodely Appendage, and I would attest, but not sure how to upload the 'Before' and 'After' shots. It's pasta 4:00am here in Celtdom - time to Wake Up!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby blaze8902 » Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:36 pm

Noone greeted you yet, so I will take the honor,

Welcome.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby PYRETTE » Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:18 am

Hi, this is me.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby midge35 » Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:10 am

I'm Lizzie.
Hi.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby rystrom » Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:47 am

Hey guys and gals. I'm kinda new to the church but eager to learn about his noodliness. My question is, why are pirates his chosen people? Is there a specific reason?

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:32 am

Hi me.
Hi Lizzie,
Hey rystrom.

As for your question, rystrom... Pirate are awesome. That's why. It might be a bit disappointing of a reason, but at the same time, you don't need more than that.

Welcome, alls of you.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby blaze8902 » Sat Sep 06, 2008 2:12 pm

If you need more details of why pirates are awsome, it won't take too much research.
"Life is too short for mayflies."
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"before critizing someone, walk a mile in thier shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have thier shoes."
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"Quick! Everyone kill yourselves! It's hopeless without Blaze!" - During N+
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"I live in a town of about 1600, and everyone is armed." User location: Apache.
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"Children in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause children."
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RAmen.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ChowMein » Sat Sep 06, 2008 7:22 pm

Ahoy Mateys !

Welcome to thee fleet , foist drink be free at thee Scurvy Dog , sekkond drink be dubbull .

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby blaze8902 » Sat Sep 06, 2008 9:52 pm

ahoy, yada yada yada.
"Life is too short for mayflies."
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"before critizing someone, walk a mile in thier shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have thier shoes."
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"Quick! Everyone kill yourselves! It's hopeless without Blaze!" - During N+
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"I live in a town of about 1600, and everyone is armed." User location: Apache.
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"Children in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause children."
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RAmen.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby artichedgehog » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:01 pm

hey everyone, i've been told about this by one of my friends and i felt as though i would fit in well here. teach me more plz?

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:02 pm

artichedgehog wrote:hey everyone, i've been told about this by one of my friends and i felt as though i would fit in well here. teach me more plz?

Who's your friend?

Basically, be awesome. You'll pick up as you go.

Jump right in.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby artichedgehog » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:05 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
artichedgehog wrote:hey everyone, i've been told about this by one of my friends and i felt as though i would fit in well here. teach me more plz?

Who's your friend?

Basically, be awesome. You'll pick up as you go.

Jump right in.

no one from here just some kid who saw this and thought it was cool. and thanks.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:22 am

HeathenPastafarian wrote:however this forum is about wit, sarcasm, merciless teasing, and sexual innuendo....

Welcome again, Cheesus!


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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DaveL » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:47 am

YArrrr...

Ye be the worst hoffender Bart. Hespecially the last two categories!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:50 am

Says the blaggard that shares his anemone wit' dugongs!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.


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