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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pasta princess » Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:59 pm

hi. i just like to say hello!!!! ive only been a pastafarian for i while. i would like to tell about the religous experiance that lead up to my being "boiled-again". i was walking through the local supermarket when i saw the FSM's face..... on a packet of pasta. i'd like to see though's christians with there so-called "logic"explain that one to me. RA men

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Postby Pesto » Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:48 pm

I heard about His Noodlieness somewhere on teh internets, and now here I am. After all, being a long-distance runner, isn't a high-carbohydrate god just the god for me?

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Postby DaveL » Sat Dec 27, 2008 2:05 am

Welcome aboard gang!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:51 am

DaveL wrote:Welcome aboard gang!

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If you are from the 1800s, and are somewhat offended by that, pay no attention to me. I always tend to offend people from previous centuries.
Boy, the 100s were a fun time. I almost got crucified six times!

Welcome, regardless of the century you're from! (Unless you're that prick I met back in 627. You're not welcome here.)
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:11 pm

You will fit right in here, Lord Vore. A welcome is most definitely in order.

What's this about drinking port, though? Everybody knows that real pirates only drink rum and grog! (That's if they can't get the seawater or bilgewater)
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:16 pm

Lord Vore wrote:The only things I care about are a glass of port, a fine wench and the Flying Spaghetti Monster who keeps my ship guided ever on course for some place in front of me that I can't see but I hope is nice and has the aforementioned beverage and women in it.

Hmm, that reminds me, I have a lively chocolate port (for real, it's very tasty) brewing that ought to be ready for bottling some time this week. Tum te tum de dee....*whistling*
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Goldfish » Sun Dec 28, 2008 4:38 pm

Hi, I'm a newly converted Pastafarian. I'm located in TN, good ol' US of A, and I'm glad to be a part of the FSM's congregation!

Ramen!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Maikie_G » Sun Dec 28, 2008 5:09 pm

Greetings,


Our Lord the Sauced One has touched me with His Noodly Appendage and shown me the true path to heaven. So here I am.

I am a part-time pirate (On friday evenings I be commandin' me own boat, and then me name be Iron Jack), and for the rest of the week I'm just your average crazy genius. I hope to contribute to this religious society as much as I can, and I look forward to well... mucking about on these forums.


I hope you will be able to tolerate my extravagant sexy-ness. His Noodly Holiness has truly blessed me

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Dec 28, 2008 5:51 pm

Maikie_G wrote:I hope you will be able to tolerate my extravagant sexy-ness. His Noodly Holiness has truly blessed me

It be sartin th' wenches 'll be a-houndin ye day an' night, young Maikie_G. They be summat less than dixcriminatin as 'tis, exspeshully oncet they've got into th' grog.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:24 pm

Lord Vore wrote:Nobody really drinks rum. It's for cooking with!

Maybe that explains the roughly two gallons of rum in my liquor cabinet. Funny how I can't seem to keep scotch or brandy in there worth a damn, though.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Postby Elvalia » Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:41 am

Welcome, Mark from Australia! You are most welcome here!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Sexy » Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:32 pm

Hello. First of all, i would like to express my surprise that the username "Sexy" was still available. How did i come to realize that FSM was the true light? Well, I've always liked spaghetti, and I live in Kansas where the whole movement started, so it was kinda just fate.

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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:08 pm

Welcome, KoWz, and a hearty welcome to Sexy. Anyone named "Sexy" is OK in my book.
Also anyone who actually is sexy, but has a different name.
Also people who might not be actually sexy in real life, but who seem sexy.
Also anyone who is female and not actively trying to kill me.
There are probably a few other categories I'm not thinking of right now, too...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby moodydaniel » Wed Dec 31, 2008 6:46 am

Welcome Pia, I can suggest Pasta Carbonarra as one of the finer ways of worship. Although beer is better! I hope you survive the Finish winter, it's warmer in England but an awful lot wetter...
Our Flyer,
Who drink in heaven,
FSM be thy name,
Thy ketchup come,
Thy sauce be done,
On earth as it's served in heaven.
Give us this day our garlic bread,
And forgive over cooked Tagliatelle,
As we forgive those who serve it to us.
And lead us not into takeaways,
Who deliver pizzas so evil.
For thine is the pasta, al dente cooked spaghetti.
For breakfast and dinner,
RAmen

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:39 am

Google Earth is so cool. I dialed up Vassa, and you can tell who's at home by whether the car is in the driveway. If there was a game going on at the big field, I could tell which team had the ball. Welcome, Pia.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."


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