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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:27 am

I wants ta be hisun big sista.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:29 am

Arghly Argh argh.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:27 am

Welcome, all newcomers! Take a seat in our hallowed halls, take a leg of mutton, grab a saucy barmaid. It's all cool here, in Valhalla.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:19 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Welcome, all newcomers! Take a seat in our hallowed halls, take a leg of mutton, grab a saucy barmaid. It's all cool here, in Valhalla.

Have you been drinking Brasso again, DTH?
Seggi wrote:The FSM has changed my life. I pledge my unwavering support to him and his noodly appendage.

It's OK - you don't need to give your life over to Him or anything. First off, you get the thirty days or your old faith back guarantee, and even after that you must remember our flimsy moral standards. It doesn't do to be too serious about Him: maybe you should look for the eight 'I'd really rather you didn'ts'...
tall wrote:I don't think kids under the age of 13 can really handle their beer and the strippers...well that would just be tough to explain to a kid.

The strippers are only visible to those who want to see them. Ladies and homosexuals would probably see male strippers, but others would not have to. Kids in heaven would probably get to see cartoon characters or something.

And the beer volcano produces whatever you want it to. I'm hoping for coffee in the mornings and chilled white rioja in the evenings (and no strippers).
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:53 am

Roy Hunter wrote:
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Welcome, all newcomers! Take a seat in our hallowed halls, take a leg of mutton, grab a saucy barmaid. It's all cool here, in Valhalla.

Have you been drinking Brasso again, DTH?
No, I think this cut on my face is infected, Kemosabe. Wanna play Boats?
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby SinfulWays » Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:59 pm

Dear Brothers and Sisters in The Faith,

I am a new convert, until now, hadn't found the light and was an Agnostic/Atheist, wondering the earth without guidance or purpose... Fortunately, I was recently touched by His Noodly Appendage, and saw the light!!

First of all I understood I am one of the Chosen Ones, being born on September 19. It was my destiny to become a loyal servant of His Noodliness.

My life has changed greatly already since the conversion. My children look at me in a somehow weird way, and I caught them whispering unintelligible words that sounded like "assylum", "paramedics" "psychosis" and "dellirium", but I just suppose it is part of the trials and tribulations that we, faithful are supposed to and will gladly endure for embracing the only True Faith.

I cook Spaghetti on a regular basis -which is not that surprising, considering that i am Italian-, and add veggieballs in a reverent attempt to commemorate His likeness.

If you are curious about me, please feel free to inquire further! I look forward to be illuminated even further by readings from the wisdom of the Gospel, and writings by older converts.

Warmly
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TwistedSister » Sat Mar 21, 2009 8:08 pm

Welcome SinfulWays, you will see, if you continue to join us, we are an open family here. Many very intelligent people you will meet, many very funnny people you will meet. You will also meet pirates, they are a rowdy bunch.
You need not worship the big noodle, we all ended up here for one reason or another, so just go with it.
Hope you continue with us!
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Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:40 pm

Welcome dthind2! Beer and strippers are a valuable marketing tool. That's why we use them (as opposed to eternal hellfire and damnation - not so popular).

dthind2 wrote:I dont like preservatives in marinara sauce.
So don't add them, dude...

Welcome again. Have fun and watch out for Pirates...
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:46 pm

Well, it's been a while, so it must be time for the welcome dance again!!!

C'mon, everybody join in!!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby PantyGnawer » Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:53 pm

Why do we have a cool new welcome emoticon if we can't even use it in the welcome thread?

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:14 am

Welcome, and also: :welcome: . It may not be the real one, but it'll do for now.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Karinta24 » Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:49 pm

A new follower has arrived! Okay, so I've been kinda-sorta following FSMism for a while, but whatever. Heh.

So, here I am! Hi!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:14 pm

Hi yourself! Welcome to the Forums!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DaveL » Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:25 am

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Edd » Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:55 am

Xty wrote:Hi!!!

This is the most forward thinking place I've seen lately. Glad to be here.

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