The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:22 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:It's never "over and done with" Roy!
One word: marriage.
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Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:27 pm

I was married....still not sure if i want to tell that whole story yet.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:42 pm

darn, keep forgetting no emoticons here. well, you know...........
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Arkannen » Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:58 am

Hello there. This page have me a good laugh. :D

A very interesting deity, but alas, I won't be joining in your laugh to all religions. Only Christianity. :)

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby esgab26 » Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:35 pm

How do I get baptized?

What are the procedures?

I've read the doctrines...

I believe...

Is there anyone around here from UAE?

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ken worley » Sun Apr 12, 2009 2:00 pm

esgab26 wrote:How do I get baptized?

What are the procedures?

...?


I could throw some type of bodily fluid on you.

Let me know.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pirate Chris » Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:27 pm

Avast thar!!
Permission to come aboard captain.

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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:36 pm

Welcome aboard, matey! Pirates is allus welcome here. Dive right in!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Robert.Dowsett » Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:47 pm

I am so happy to join this community. I didn't know I was a Pastafarian until recently. But one of my favourite activities, especially on a wintery Friday afternoon was to make bolognese sauce which, with pasta, is my wife's favourite meal.

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Postby DaveL » Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:18 am

Welcome to the Boards of 'The Great Noodly One' guys!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Wawizzle » Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:50 am

mph88delorean wrote:been trolling for a long time, decided to see whats on the forum.


I don't think you're using the word trolling in the same manner that others might. Trolling would mean that you go around purposefully causing argument and offense.

I'd use the FSM welcome sign emoticon but for some reason my smilies are missing! D:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Edd » Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:19 pm

Wawizzle wrote:
mph88delorean wrote:been trolling for a long time, decided to see whats on the forum.


I don't think you're using the word trolling in the same manner that others might. Trolling would mean that you go around purposefully causing argument and offense.

I'd use the FSM welcome sign emoticon but for some reason my smilies are missing! D:

Judging by his/her user name, mph might be from another timeline in which 'trolling' has a different definition.

Also, smilies apparently don't work in this thread.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rainswept » Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:25 pm

Henceforth, we shall call him "Marty."
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nastyogre » Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:30 am

My name is John. I was first told about Him by my broher a year ago. I was skeptical but He must have touched me with his noodly appendege because I changed my mind.
I'm looking to start an FSM church at my University. I want to gain converts to our ways. Is there some sort of info on how to do this?

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nastyogre » Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:30 am

My name is John. I was first told about Him by my broher a year ago. I was skeptical but He must have touched me with his noodly appendege because I changed my mind.
I'm looking to start an FSM church at my University. I want to gain converts to our ways. Is there some sort of info on how to do this?


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