The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DJ Dent » Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:34 pm

I'd just like to say that I came across this religion a while back, and over the months, I have been converting many people, both peers and teachers.

May the Sauce be with you.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:53 pm

Hello new people! OK, you are now an auntie / uncle to a three-year old called Nef Yoo, you will feel obliged to provide peanuts to the resident parrot, Twisty Puss will give you the occasional cookie, and there's a pub full of pirates if you are so inclined.

Enjoy! Any problems, ask Auntie BlackBeard...
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:31 pm

Welcome all!!!
Like Roy said, I do hand out cookies.
So every newbie gets to have at least two to start with.

Don't be shy, we won't bite unless you want us to.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ubidubikid #1 » Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:04 am

I don't bite, but I do claw people occasionaly.
"It's like a parfait of fail!" -ubidubikid #1

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:01 am

And I bounce on them!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:10 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:And I bounce on them!

:fsm_lech:
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Calico Jack » Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:34 pm

Tigger Wench can bounce on Jack anytime!

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Jack got all yer wemmin!!!!
Who Jack pay???

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:04 am

Welcome aboard, Demoray. We're all happy that you've found enlightenment.
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Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Leonardo.Fibonacci » Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:32 pm

spaghetti spirals and my sequence share much in common
proof of the FSM
F_n = F_{n-1} + F_{n-2}
0 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89 ...

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ciaran54 » Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:35 am

i already posted here, but my posts are getting constantly disallowed, and i get told i haven't posted here, so im posting again. I pray to the spaghetti for it to work this time.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TwistedSister » Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:35 pm

Must. Follow. Instructions..........
Welcome anyway!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:20 am

Hello Warp Spider and Hated, always nice to see new people. Ignore the toddler and the parrot.
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend

I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:26 pm

And the banana.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ubidubikid #1 » Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:53 am

Hey look! Gir! You and your robot puppy are welcome here.
"It's like a parfait of fail!" -ubidubikid #1

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:15 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:And the banana.

But the banana is the only thing here talking sense?

I think it is anyway, I certainly haven't been attacked by a crocodile recently.
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend

I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett


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