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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ham Nox » Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:15 am

Sajer wrote:Thanks for the welcome.

Which threads do you guys recommend for me to read to get material for possible "sermons" with my small Pastafarian group and are there any customs regarding gatherings every Friday?

It's near impossible for me and my classmates to wear Pirate outfits though, as we are supposed to wear school uniform and at most all I have is a Pirate flag. And no, I do not have any copies of the Gospel due to the location I am living in.


(Regarding customs, I was thinking of having the group break forth the "holy noodles" every Friday before consuming it and then recite the Noodle Prayer before the flag. What do you guys think? And should I start a topic regarding this in The Cause section so I could get weekly suggestions on what to preach each week?)


I would suggest Scripture and Lore. Try the St. Jason or Muellers letters --they're quite good.
Do remember not to get too crazy and fanatical--we don't want to drive anyone away. You are representing other Pastafarians by what you do. We value intelligent, open-minded conversation just as much as we value noodles and pirates. Otherwise... Great Idea!!

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Postby ShiverMeTimbers 23 » Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:23 pm

Ahoy! I'm Daniel, from the not so sunny UK.
I was touched by his noodly appendage after reading the Gospel several months back, after one of my teachers recommended it- and I've been Pastafarian ever since!
I decided that for my RE project on Religious Art, Pastafarianism is a brilliant choice - hopefully his noodliness will sway the mind of our teacher (a devout Welsh catholic -gulp-).
May his noodliness be praised
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Postby TwistedSister » Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:37 pm

Welcome!

There are many of your fellow Countrymen on the forums.........
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Postby Ham Nox » Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:52 pm

Aw, but you can totally trust Nox Media Corp!
Take it from someone who knows--they've taken real good care of my soul since they took custody of it :D

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Postby bacon » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:42 pm

Funny you should mention that. I recently purchased a Nox Soul. Came in a little bottle, but the cork was loose.

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Postby Ham Nox » Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:12 pm

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Postby EarthRise » Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:55 am

So, er, do I need to speak to anyone about getting my membership reinstated?

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Postby black bart » Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:01 am

EarthRise wrote:So, er, do I need to speak to anyone about getting my membership reinstated?


Shall I announce your return to the High Priestess herself?

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Postby EarthRise » Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:16 am

black bart wrote:
EarthRise wrote:So, er, do I need to speak to anyone about getting my membership reinstated?


Shall I announce your return to the High Priestess herself?


That sort of pomp and circumstance just won't do. I'll be targeted for all sorts of harassment.

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Postby Ubi Dubium » Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:37 pm

Ahoy Dexter_Rex! Welcome aboard, and have some fun!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ham Nox » Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:29 pm

Ham is waiting for her boyfriend to make good on his dare to join and post. Thinking she may have to remind him...

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Postby Iamtoo » Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:23 am

Thank you, for the reminder.

Hope to discuss more and have fun doing it.

People tell me I went kind of beserk for a while.

Don't remember any of that.

Should be out of the clinic in about 2 weeks.

Clinic won't stop me from posting though.

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Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:23 pm

Vincent - I'm glad you're better. Welcome back.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nuthox » Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:39 pm

Hey I'm Nuthox, and I'm really looking forward to our discussions here. Time to start posting, yay!


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