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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby jimm1909 » Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:52 am

Hey everyone, Jim here. Glad to be a part of the forum!

See you all around.

-Jim

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Capellini » Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:01 pm

Guidelines for determining various affiliations by food dislike:

1. Don't like biscuits? You're a communist.
2. Don't like pizza? You're a Nazi.
3. Don't like cheese? You're an alien.
4. Don't like bacon? You're a homicidal lunatic.

Hope that clears up any confusion.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Warlord of Elephants » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:17 pm

Alien then I can't stand cheese. Sin. WoE.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nick the Nub » Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:12 am

Hi all

Not so much new convert as new forumite. I have been following the teachings of the FSM for a few years now. I was just unaware of the existence of this community (or perhaps I just hadn't looked hard enough). I had wanted to make a suggestion (which I will post in the appropriate board after this) over on Venganza.org but there is no forum there and I spotted the link to here, so here I am.

I doubt I will be particularly prolific (so many forums so little time) but I will endeavour to visit when I can.

RAmen

Nick

P.S.

Forgot the "about me" stuff,

Like: Heavy metal (borderline religious fervour hehe), sci-fi/ fantasy novels, beer, video games and pasta (of course).

Dislike: Muppets (not the puppets though they're cool), very little else (i'm quite laid back really).

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pnutcat » Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:23 am

American cheese = plastic

French cheese = mouldy lard

Italian cheese = Yay parmesan, nom nom nom!

Swiss cheese = the holes are the best part

Greek cheese = greasy styrofoam

German cheese = vegetarian sausages

British cheese = actual proper cheese!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:22 pm

pnutcat wrote:British cheese = actual proper cheese!
You're not by any chance a resident of the Greenwich Mean Time zone, are you?

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pnutcat » Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:01 pm

i wivs in Greenwich Park, iz bestest homage 4 sqirlys.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:13 pm

I remember thecolourandtheshape!

Interesting that I remember seeing or saying welcome to a single lonesome post a year ago or more, and I can't remember whether I put all my papers back in their appropriate piles this afternoon...

I like cheese. O yes indeedy I do. British cheese, French cheese, Italian cheese, Swiss, Dutch, Spanish, Argentine, Canadian, Austrian, Flemish, Polish, Venezuelan, Russian, Ugandan, Polynesian, Korean, Eskimo, Turkish, Egyptian, Croatian, Yemeni, Australian, Japanese....

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:24 pm

pnutcat wrote:i wivs in Greenwich Park, iz bestest homage 4 sqirlys.

Cat, sheep, squirrel, which are you?

I KNOW I'm a cat. So unless you are a cat and worship squirrels because you can't catch them and love sheep cuz their wool is fun to make biscuits on, or are a squirrel that wishes it could purr, or a sheep that wants to climb trees, I don't get it.

Welcome, by the way.

Do you like cookies? Cuz I hand out cookies if you are good. (or really notty)

Oh, ET, I always knew you were cheesy! fsm_smile

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pnutcat » Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:55 pm

iz not diffyclut: i r Pnut Cat, bestest fwendy ov Spaghetti Cat hoo bez da sporn ov Ceiling Cat an da Fline Spagmonsta. Puls + i r orlso da spokesquirly 4 Wrathnar the Unreasonable hoo bez da Supreme Hierophant ov da Temple ov Nyarlathotep 4 wehn he not bez feelz lyk torkin 2 rilijus peepulz hoo iz silli. Iz orl kersplained heer:

http://spagmog.socialgo.com/

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby gwenetta92 » Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:38 pm

Ahoy me mateys! I be Captain Gwen of the Arlanza! I would be mighty glad to be joinin ye all, fer I gots me some tales ta tell!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TwistedSister » Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:28 pm

Welcome qwentta92. Where is Arlanza? We welcome tales but you'd be hard pressed to beat Black Bart's long winded tales. Do your best and make us proud.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:59 pm

The Arlanza is probably her ship, TS.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Phoenix Wright » Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:25 am

>>> With much thanks to my good friend and colleague Miles Edgeworth for his revising critique.

Hello. Erm...

Let me begin by saying: My name is Phoenix Wright. You may have heard of me on the news or the Internet. Or maybe not: I really don't expect that to happen very often. I am - I guess what some would like to call an "ace" - an attorney at law. (What, you want my life story?) I am an ambiguous amount of years old; it really depends on which of my cases you liked best. Anyway, to cut to the chase, I'm here, as a new convert, to offer you the best [faux*] legal advice I can offer, and through my connections at the LA Police Department and my contact with High Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth, I can assure you I have much to offer. Despite my existing in a not-so-distant future, despite the fact that in real-life canon I would only be about 18 or 19 years old, I still would like to dedicate my practice to this wonderful cause.

If any of you want to get in contact with me, just visit the Wright and Co. Law Offices in downtown Los Angeles, or contact my assistant, Maya Fey, via e-mail or phone number.

And for future reference, Maya practically begged me to join the Church of FSM, saying she would sue me for persecuting her religious Internet beliefs if I didn't... *muttering* why am I such a pushover...

[*Let me remind you once more that I exist on a different plane of reality. In your human world, I am a mere video game character. But in my world, I'm very much real. I just want to elaborate this difference.]

Thank you for the consideration,
Phoenix Wright

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:56 pm

Welcome Phoenix Wright!

(ut ohs, competition for Ubi Dubius)


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