The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:12 pm

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....allooooo nu peepullz...rrrrrr
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TheShaggyDA » Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:07 pm

Greetings all.

It worked for the Jedi in 2001.

It is time for the 2011 Census in England and Wales - it can work for Pastafanarianism.

Make your voice count.

http://2011.census.gov.uk/

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=gro ... 6122580109

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Arkaeon » Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:20 am

Welcome, TheShaggyDA. Glad to hear from you. Good luck on spreading the word!
In case you didn't realize it, I DO have a sense of humor. How about you?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:08 pm

Arrrrrrr Welcome ta ye Cloive.... yeah it be a bit loike the storie ov St Pete an' the Gates ov 'Evven... methinks 'es gotta check if youse be in the book first. Ta cheer youse up a little that'll be 20 dubloons fer the Pirate's Benyvolent Fund thankee.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TwistedSister » Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:21 pm

Clive D wrote:This is the most appalling unfriendly first post system I have ever encountered.

I don't think so.......we didn't ask you to walk the plank or give us your first born child or force you to read one of Bart's Long Winded Tales.
Lighten up dude and you will find us a happy bunch of folks. After all of that, Welcome!
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Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Feb 28, 2011 4:50 pm

Arrrrr Cloive Oi jumpted in b'for readin' th' fine print soes ta speek too an' me first attempt went ta 'post 'eaven'.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby sweetlife » Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:38 pm

Hi everyone nice to meet yah to meet you nice ;)

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Arkaeon » Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:59 pm

Welcome to the land of noodliness!
In case you didn't realize it, I DO have a sense of humor. How about you?
"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer... I will face my fear. I will let it pass over and through me, and when it has gone, only I will remain." --The Bene Gesserit
"Time is a spiral. Space is a curve. I know you get dizzy, but try not to lose your nerve." -- Neil Peart
"I'm not in the ship. I am the ship." -- River Tam
"The truth is simple. It's the lies that get complicated." -- me
"No matter where you go, there you are." --Buckaroo Banzai

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Noodly » Fri Mar 04, 2011 4:33 am

Hello fellow Pastafarians!

I am Noodly, a FSM forum newbie. I have been touched by His noodly tentacle years ago, have read His good word in the gospel, but never thought about checking out the FSM forum until last week. It started with me wanting to make some FSM t-shirts and had a few related questions in mind. During my research, I eventually landed here, and thought this would be a good starting point.

Nice to meet you all!

(Sorry for my broken English. I grow up eating ramen for breakfast, and English is not my first language. )

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Horza » Fri Mar 04, 2011 6:22 am

Ahah. The not at all obvious compulsory first post thread. I wasn't caught out because my pedantry made me read everything less than a month old before posting.

I'm new, feel free to jeer.

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Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:15 am

Welcome Horza! Nice beard.

Welcome also Noodly, sweetlife, and all other new pasta people.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:03 am

Horza wrote:I'm new, feel free to jeer.


JEER!!

Right... unpleasantries over with... Welcome. Go cut loose.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:07 am

BEER!!!!

The appropriate battle cry for around these parts.

Welcome new folks!!!!!!!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Calico Jack » Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:30 am

Stinky cat is a lush.

ACK
Jack got all yer wemmin!!!!
Who Jack pay???

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Noodly » Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:11 pm

Thank you all for the warm welcome!


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