The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby mddesan » Thu Sep 01, 2011 1:15 pm

Didn't take long for a storm of snark to descend on my post. I love it!! =D

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Sep 01, 2011 1:28 pm

gronank wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:
mddesan wrote:I was recently touched by a greater power than myself

I have that experience all the time. It's called the Earth's gravitational pull.

Hello :haha:

Technically, that's a force. Power is a quantity that is proportional to the scalar product of the force applied to an object and the object's velocity

Well, yes, but then it wouldn't have been funny.

Alright, it would have been even less funny :moon:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Sep 03, 2011 6:22 pm

daftbeaker wrote:Alright, it would have been even less funny :moon:

^and like all jokes gets less funny the more you have to explain it. Thank FSM qwerty didn't join in. :whistle:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Sun Sep 04, 2011 12:22 am

Ravi Oli wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:Alright, it would have been even less funny :moon:

^and like all jokes gets less funny the more you have to explain it. Thank FSM qwerty didn't join in. :whistle:


I did think about inquiring as to the function and meaning of 'touch.' Regardless of gravity being a force or a power, does it actually touch the objects/matter it affects?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby YawningDog » Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:56 pm

Hello,

This is my obligatory first post. :)

Glad to be here!

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Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:26 pm

Welcome, YawningDog. :fsm_yarr:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH » Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:44 am

Welcome, YawningDog, may He bathe you in His healing sauce.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Milo the dog » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:12 am

YawningDog wrote:Hello,

This is my obligatory first post. :)

Glad to be here!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH » Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:17 am

Good dog, Milo!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TheDeadEye » Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:41 pm

Hello, this is my first post, here in the newbie thread.

Thanks! :)

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Julius Aurora » Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:57 pm

Welcome aboard TheDeadEye and WhiteWolf. Be sure to give Milo a pat, and continue posting.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby anthrobabe » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:43 pm

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain » Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:49 am

Welcome Rubypug,
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I hope you enjoy thy stay.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby hazelleosu » Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:04 pm

I am very excited to participate in the Pastafarian forums! I'm anxiously awaiting my certificate of ordination from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Can't wait to start performing some Pastafarian weddings! Glad to be here.


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