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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby clh_hilary » Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:34 pm

I just found this thread. So, hi! :fsm_float:
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon Jul 09, 2012 5:45 pm

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Postby anthrobabe » Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:44 pm

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Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:56 am

Welcome, tamuchi97. :welcome:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby la la » Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:57 am

I too have been touched by His Noodly Appendage - probably the best thing to have happened to me in my life! And now that I find myself, to my own surprize, a devout Pastafarian, I want nothing more than to have some interesting and stimulating discussions with all my fellow Pastafarians! Are we not all His favoured and flavoured loyal subjects? Yo Ho, me maties, Yo Ho!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Sat Jul 14, 2012 2:56 pm

Ou ... i meen argh la la , ca va ?
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Postby Roland Deschain » Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:51 pm

Wow, there be many new recruits since thee last time I be in this thread, so I be sayin' :welcome: to ye all, an' I hope ye all be stayin' fer quite a while!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby al denté » Mon Jul 16, 2012 3:53 am

I've been coming to the site awhile now and converted long ago. But I never thought to join the forum until just recently. Also, does anyone else think it's weird that the emoticons are all pictures of our god? :confused:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby CobaltWinter » Mon Jul 16, 2012 9:49 am

Hello!!

After spending my life as a non believer of any following, feeling empty and not touched by anything, I recently read the Gospel of the Flyig Spaghetti Monster. I actually came across just a picture of His while cruising the internet. Upon reading I felt His noodly presence, and have decided to take on a life of plundering. I haven't felt so touched by anything since reading this, and wil do my best to follow the 8 I Really Rather You Didn'ts. I can't wait to start meeting others who have been touched, and look forward to a future as a Pastafarian.

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon Jul 16, 2012 9:59 am

^ uh ... no . Oi warrcht thee croo desine dem a foo yeerz ago . Argh
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby la la » Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:13 am

Thank you all for the warm welcome! I'm moving on out of the new convert thread now, going to go play nicely with the other kids on the playground, or on the main deck, as the case may be. Looking forward to it...

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Postby Lincoln.Alhazred » Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:32 pm

Hi, I'm new here.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby la la » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:08 am

:welcome: aboard to all the new shipmates!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby josephstoodley » Fri Jul 20, 2012 3:57 pm

Hello, joseph here - am 16 years old from the UK. Recently discovered this is the true path of enlightenment, so here I am :-)

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby avatar42 » Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:03 pm

Hi, I'm new, could someone explain to me how the thread nesting works here?
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