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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:21 pm

Welcome, young bil. Sniff around the threads and make yourself at home.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby amouses » Sun Dec 09, 2012 5:53 pm

Hello from Marcus.

Although I became a Pastafarian Minister a while back this is my first post.

I look forward to a long life of support and service to the Church of the FSM

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:47 am

Hello and welcome, Marcus amouses.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:55 pm

Thee harrbour be open to all matey !
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby sngrzr » Mon Dec 17, 2012 7:29 pm

My first "first post" has been approved but never appeared.
So I try it again.

Just wanted to tell you about my chriFSMas song:
http://www.cosy.sbg.ac.at/~rkutil/fsmsong.html

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH » Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:20 am

Welcome cindyjohn! Thanks for the birthday wishes, although I had no idea we had a birthday. :confused:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:09 pm

rrrrr

Oooooooooo........ooooooooo..oooooooooooo


Nooooooooooooo.........oooooooooooooooo..oooooo

tha worl gunna be ovfer a gun !
Yup!
onna fwiday !
Ye kin et alla kandees peetzers an stuff ya wan !
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:20 pm

gnossos wrote:OK, so I want to do a search here..arrgh!
Holiday Dinner is approaching and I would like a nice grace, prayer or something appropriate... Search for Grace, Prayer or whatever is too common?
thanks
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Searching for anything at all is too common here. We've got way too many posts for the search function to parse.


Here's the one I came up with:

O! Great Flying Spaghetti Monster
Mother of Meatballs
Father of Fettuccini
The Alphredo and the Omega
R'Amen!
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:22 pm

Oh! I nearly forgot.


Welcome, all ye new pirates and Pastafarians! :fsm_rock: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_rock:
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby tisme » Thu Dec 27, 2012 5:08 am

Instead of a prayer just all get a bit of spaghetti (because that's what you should be eating on these occasions) and all suck in together. That slurping sound should be a prayer on its own.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Crbreingan » Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:10 pm

Hi all,

I'm a relatively new convert to the church. I had never heard of the FSM before until I was debating a Christian about the existence of God in my college ethics class. The professor suggested that I take a look at the FSM. And I was overwhelmed with joy to see such an organization existed and that there were so many supporters of our great and starchy lord.

I'm looking forward to discussing the church and hopefully contributing to the future of the church.

Thanks.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby tisme » Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:23 pm

Hello and yes, south of Singapore and north of Christmas Island.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:26 pm

Welcome, mahasiswi and Crbreingan! Happy new yarrrgh!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Francisco Rodriguez » Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:38 pm

Hi my name is Francisco Rodriguez. Just call me Frank.
I have message for the Council of the Olive Garden.
The Iglesia Pastafari (Spanish Church of FSM) is interested in translating The Loose Canon.
They already translated the Gospel of FSM.

Please reach out.

Frank

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Arkaeon » Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:29 pm

Welcome to the forums! Here there be all kinds of true believers, doubters of everything, rationalists, irrationalists, pirates, myths, jokes, games, a cabin boy with a Jyant Hat, a dog named Milo, and even a guest shaman who sometimes writes long-winded apologetics of natural philosophy. Have fun and welcome to the party:)
In case you didn't realize it, I DO have a sense of humor. How about you?
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"I'm not in the ship. I am the ship." -- River Tam
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