The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:28 pm

Criswell Weatherman wrote:(YOU MUST HAVE A NOODLE.)

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Or at least a good sig line. :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:57 pm

Criswell Weatherman wrote:"Here (and I am not permitted to say where "here" is) we have several exercise classes. One of them struck me as a bit odd. Here is the description: Aquacise: All levels. Get in the pool and enjoy an invigorating class that gives you cardio-respiratory conditioning. It also helps with arthritis symptoms by reducing the stress of joints. (YOU MUST HAVE A NOODLE.)"

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby JamesE » Sat Feb 16, 2013 3:19 pm

Hi, I replied and had a really long and what I thought was clever introduction, and it was disapproved. Now it's lost.

Hi, I'm James, and I'm a Pastafarian.

I'm not retyping everything I had. I wish I knew why is wasn't approved.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Feb 16, 2013 4:03 pm

James: you post here first. Then when a mod or admin logs in and sees a post from you in their section it's approved, and you're good to go. Was your missing post actually 'disapproved' (and there would be a reason for that) or did it just not show up yet because no mod was online when you posted it?

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby JamesE » Sat Feb 16, 2013 6:09 pm

No, it was actually disapproved for being in the incorrect category, when I posted in this topic.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Warlord of Elephants » Sat Feb 16, 2013 8:07 pm

You didn't post it in this thread, that's why it was disapproved. Sin. WoE.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Feb 17, 2013 1:48 am

Hi, Warlord. Long time no see. Hope all is well with you and Hummingbird.

Welcome aboard, James E. Don't be shy, come on in.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Zac Reaves » Sun Feb 17, 2013 2:59 am

Just to get get this out of the way.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Warlord of Elephants » Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:51 am

Howdy ET, all is well BPH is almost finished with her residency, busy as hell trying to keep a lid on everything in the real world and deleting spammers here. Sin. WoE.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:27 pm

CathySquared: no baptisms here, sorry. :grin:
You'll just have to jump into the topic of your choice and start posting.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:52 pm

Cathy Cathy wrote:Where's the baptismal pool? I'm standing here with my snorkel and flippers and you guys don't even have your vetments on!


Just eat some spaghetti sloppily and be baptized by the marinara. :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Helium Hands » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:35 pm

Noodled_Deciple98 wrote:Hello all, Noodled_Deciple98 here.

I am new here and since about 2:35 today I have been a very big believer in FSM and this whole religion. I know as a newbie I have a lot to learn and I hope that I will learn alot from this website as well as others in order to be a good Pastafarian and happily make my way into Pastafarian heaven with a big beer volcano and a stripper factory.

Your sister in pasta, Noodled_Deciple98

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:55 pm

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hi coman ye brung me chocklit mulk an peetzer an eezter uggs an sech!

fank ye, ye welkum.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. Brian » Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:00 pm

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was "Arrgh!"

Seems like as appropriate a first post as any...
I can see the fnords.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:47 pm

Welcome Rev. Brian -- now we can have Dueling Revs!
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