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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby sebagisbert » Fri May 06, 2016 9:40 pm

All hail His Noodliness!

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Postby dukes » Tue May 10, 2016 7:01 pm

Welcome aboard, ye scurvy scum. 'Round these here parts, we don't stand for nothing but a clean deck, so get that stone a swirling. Go 'head and introduce yersef around, arter that comes the grog.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby rebecca223 » Sat May 14, 2016 2:38 am

Hello there, here I am! :)

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Postby Cardinal Fang » Sun May 15, 2016 9:52 am

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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun May 15, 2016 12:08 pm

I wonder what happened to all those other Rebeccas.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby lucas971 » Sun May 15, 2016 3:05 pm

Aye, pirates!

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun May 15, 2016 4:43 pm

Avass ya scurby blaggarrrd ,

i fink ye dun maed yer furst posst .

Hokay , i hoep yoo gude at follo oardarrs cos noaw ye godda duzz wot i sez , rrrrrr .
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu May 19, 2016 1:46 am

Um , wot dud we cawl tha liddel gurl hoo had a frog sittin on her hed ?

Duz ye giff hup ?

Hokay den, LILY .

Furrs poest .
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu May 19, 2016 1:54 am

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is big and heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Mary1308 » Sat May 21, 2016 7:14 am

Do you welcome girls in your community? :)

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat May 21, 2016 8:40 am

Hoboy ! Hoboy ! :jack:

......... i godda nuw Arnie !

Well cum Arnee Merry ! :welcome:

um , um , wot yoo dun brung me 4 supparrrr ?

Fank ye , ye wellkum
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Molendinarius » Sat May 21, 2016 5:00 pm

Curious - who was the first Pastafarian to put a colander on his head, instead of a tricorn hat? :confused:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat May 21, 2016 5:26 pm

Molendinarius wrote:Curious - who was the first Pastafarian to put a colander on his head, instead of a tricorn hat? :confused:
Welcome, Molendinarius. I am a former citizen of the city founded on the Molendinar. Are you a Weegie?

I think it might be an Austrian guy called Niko Alm, but I could be wrong.
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Postby Molendinarius » Sat May 21, 2016 5:39 pm

Weegie,as from Glasgow? Nope. London.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat May 21, 2016 6:52 pm

Funnily enough, me too.

My parents are Weegies, but they moved down to That London in the '60s, I was born there.

Hateful place, IMHO. I only go back when required.

Welcome anyway, ya Sassenach ye...
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