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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Mar 01, 2017 5:49 pm

BruceDeBotany wrote:Please redirect me as needed
I am looking for all Info on Pastafarian sainthood
I am also looking for oldest members here who may teach me more about the good fight!

Welcome, Bruce!
Not too many saints around these parts, truth be told.
St. John the Blasphemist is probably one.
St. Jason - kind of self-styled saints, but no matter.
St. Johnstone is a football team in Perth, Scotland.
St. James is a shopping mall in Edinburgh, although it's normally referred to as the Sid James Centre.

As for oldest members, this place is like a library: all the answers are in the stacks. The site search function is a bit borked, but it is indexed by Google, so use a domain-specific search and you'll find all the answers you need.

Welcome again. Ignore the toddler, the eagle and the Eric.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Mar 01, 2017 7:38 pm

Don't ignore the aguila. There's a definite difference between the wise, handsome, and frankly majestic aguila and the naughty, balded, and frankly sticky eagle.
Keep the Nef Yoo in his bilge, don't let him out even for bathroom breaks, feed him once a week (it's okay if you forget once in a while). If there's a fire, run away from it.
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Here's a welcome present! :jack:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Mar 01, 2017 7:51 pm

TheTallywacker wrote: ignore me!. There's a definite difference between the wise, handsome, and frankly majestic Nef Yoo and the asshole Urk.
Keep the Urk in his bilge, don't let him out even for bathroom breaks, feed him once a week (it's okay if you forget once in a while). If there's a fire, run away from it.
Welcome, my new urks :haha: ! :welcome:
Here's a welcome present! :jack:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ChowMein » Thu Mar 02, 2017 5:15 pm

That Farquad troll is still here .
Well Nef , good work tailing the tallywacker .
Here's a nu jyint lolly fer ya .

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Mar 02, 2017 5:50 pm

fank ye ye welkum !

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Monobaz » Sat Mar 04, 2017 7:36 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
whiskeylover wrote:Thanks for the warm welcome. Sorry my piratese is a bit rusty. :)

Piratese is meant to be rusty. Welcome, fellow New Englander. I grew up in MA, but escaped to ME about 15 years ago. Just posted some stuff about a walk in the woods the wife and I took yesterday over in the Good News thread. Hope to see you around the forums.



Did you ever wonder why "whiskeylover" largely ignored your polite and genuinely friendly welcome to the forum?
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Postby ChowMein » Sat Mar 04, 2017 9:36 am

That happens often Mono . yarr

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Monobaz » Sat Mar 04, 2017 8:11 pm

Cardinal Fang wrote:
jasper_b wrote:Nice to meet a fellow member :) Are you an active member?


Yes

jasper_b wrote:And under what name do you lurk in the group?


Not telling

CF



Good for you Cardinal Fang. Tell him nothing and take him nowhere. :welcome:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nick2016 » Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:13 pm

Greetings to all!

I converted a few years ago but have only just decided to sign up to the forum. I first began to feel the touch of the FSM in university (all the beer and cheap pasta did it for me) and have only grown since.

What's a pirate's favourite letter?
You might think it be the R but a pirate's first love is always the C!

:fsm_float:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby crgoergen » Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:58 pm

Y, I belong here, unindoctrinated though I am.
Hipponoodles is now influencing its 2nd generation in my world. The very best way to start the day.

Carlyn

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Mar 06, 2017 11:42 am

First things first: welcome to the both of you, and may the Fusilli be with you, always! *ruffles hair affectionately and in a non-creepy way*
Nick2016 wrote:Greetings to all!

I converted a few years ago but have only just decided to sign up to the forum. I first began to feel the touch of the FSM in university (all the beer and cheap pasta did it for me) and have only grown since.

What's a pirate's favourite letter?
You might think it be the R but a pirate's first love is always the C!

:fsm_float:
That's a good question, but we think it's AARRRRGGGHH!!!!. AARRRRGGGHH!!!! is available to all pirates, while some lack access to the sea or the funds required to sail. Some just get seasick.
I suspect you to be Canadian. Probably a Southern Canadian. Am I wrong in that assumption?
crgoergen wrote:Y, I belong here, unindoctrinated though I am.
Hipponoodles is now influencing its 2nd generation in my world. The very best way to start the day.

Carlyn
Hipponoodles?

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:17 pm

^StayfurstyURK Canon feef ^
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:52 pm

I almost forgot: ignore Nef Yoo now, before he starts leeching the willpower out of you, too.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Mar 06, 2017 3:58 pm

^Loose Cannon feef troll urkurkurkurkurk

urk urk urk
rrrr
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby CaptFarfelleRotini » Fri Mar 17, 2017 9:29 pm

:evilgrin: :love: I have been worshipping His Noodliness (May He be covered in sauce and cheese forever) for awhile and decided to "come out of the pasta box" to proclaim my faith. Thanks for allowing me to share in the FSN community. Ramen. Arrrgh, me Hearties!


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