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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri May 05, 2017 8:32 am

Ember_the_Awesome wrote:Sup. I'm Ember, Emperor of Kevequana (r/Nation_of_Kevequana) and recently discovered undeniable proof that the catholic chuch was founded by the FSM. Please activate this so I can share!
Don't you mean Emberor?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby charlesml3 » Tue May 16, 2017 10:23 am

Not a new convert, though. Been a Pastafarian for more than a decade now!

-Charles

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Postby Cardinal Fang » Wed May 17, 2017 6:52 pm

Welcome Charles.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH » Thu May 18, 2017 4:46 am

Welcome all! I should ignore the bloody mainbrace and get on with drinking the rum.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Elviorion » Thu Jun 01, 2017 9:08 am

Hey guys, I've been lurking for quite a while now. Decided it was time to finally make an account
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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Jun 01, 2017 12:54 pm

Welcome to the Dork Side, Elviorion. Don't feed the Nef Yoo.

Any relation to Elvalia?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Elviorion » Thu Jun 01, 2017 1:22 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Any relation to Elvalia?



None at all, at least to my knowledge. Thanks for having me aboard!

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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Jun 01, 2017 4:10 pm

Elviorion wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Any relation to Elvalia?



None at all, at least to my knowledge. Thanks for having me aboard!

Well I figured you're both Elves, so there was at least a chance.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Postby Publius » Thu Jun 01, 2017 5:26 pm


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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Jun 01, 2017 6:18 pm


This is not funny. There are lots of funny things that people can do with cover teachers (FSM knows I've had a few done to me) but this is just dull. I've had more laughs in an all-staff meeting about budgets.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Jun 02, 2017 12:36 pm

daftbeaker wrote:

This is not funny. There are lots of funny things that people can do with cover teachers (FSM knows I've had a few done to me) but this is just dull. I've had more laughs in an all-staff meeting about budgets.

I tend to be the cause of laughs at those meetings.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby xkaes » Sun Jun 04, 2017 2:38 pm

WOW, I just discovered you guys, gals, and aliens. Thanks for being here. It feels like home already!!!

I'll explore, but it will take me some time (what ever that is) to get used to the playing field (which, of course, we want level)

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang » Sun Jun 04, 2017 3:49 pm

Welcome xkaes

Would you like some pudding? Because Neff Yoo has eaten it all

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Jun 04, 2017 4:11 pm

no wurree rrrrr
hi gunna mayk moor rrr
furst hi gunna et sumfing an den tha puddin b weddy at seffen bellz rrr
et gunna b choklit puddin rrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Jun 04, 2017 5:52 pm

Fus pos.

rrrrrrr

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