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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Purple Lil » Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:19 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
R'amen wrote:Hello, just converted to the church of Fsm. Hopefully I will wear a colander tomorrow. :fsm_float:

It's important to always practice safe sex!


R'Amen!!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ElementalPasta » Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:00 am

Hello, I am new here to the religion and I fully worship Him.

His Noodly Appendages certainly look quite dashing.


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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby awildrio » Wed Sep 27, 2017 7:17 pm

Hello! I'm a new member of FSM as well. I hope to someday become a minister, but or now, I am working on converting those around me. :fsm_rock: Praise His noodley goodness!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:07 pm

Greetings, young human. Just pretend you don't notice any difference when you're talking to one of the Lizard People from Arcturus, and they won't bother you.

Much.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby jaycollins » Fri Sep 29, 2017 11:02 am

Hi all! I'm newbie guy at FSM community. It's a Friday and time to drink RUM :jack:

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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:55 pm

Actually, it's time to drink beer. But who's counting?
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DonaldTrump » Sat Sep 30, 2017 10:57 am

I'm old here. If I am re-elected in 2020 then I will be the oldest president ever to be elected.

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Oct 01, 2017 3:30 pm

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby KinoThe3rd » Thu Oct 05, 2017 11:30 am

Hey Hi Hello. I have come here as I have been touched by his noodly appendage.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang » Thu Oct 05, 2017 1:55 pm

Welcome KinoThe3rd

There be badgers on the foredeck.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Pat Kiss » Fri Oct 06, 2017 4:10 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Welcome, PK. I think you'll find it may be a while before the SCOTUS has the opportunity to reverse any major decisions of the past - they can't just throw down the hammer and peel back the law. There needs to be a case that closely mirrors the precedent they want to change, and it needs to have at least a semblance of merit.

I'm still expecting the Giant Meteor any day now.

I don't know about any meteor, but I think the "hammer" is coming down. See http://thehill.com/regulation/administration/354263-sessions-issues-religious-liberty-guidance-to-federal-agencies. Looks like I can refuse service to anyone who differs with my religious beliefs. Now I just have to figure out a convenient FSM belief so I can discriminate against someone I don't like. Perhaps I'll pick on an atheist.

Oh, wait....

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Oct 06, 2017 5:16 pm

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Welcome, Pat Kiss. I'm glad you're taking this appropriately seriously.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby vvn » Tue Oct 10, 2017 7:43 am

hi dear Pastarafians, glad to be part of the awesome community! looking forward to lots of fun and a heaven of beer and strippers!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang » Tue Oct 10, 2017 9:14 am

Welcome vvn.

Would like pudding?

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby AFTERGLOW » Tue Oct 10, 2017 7:38 pm

:welcome: vvn . . . spoze :lol: beer and strippers :lol: be much better than 72 virgins, eh? Welcome aboard, matey..!

Drop by Games, Fun, and Jokes and take a look at my "Cartoon Of The Day" thread. And by all means, please feel free to contribute.................................! :drinking:
Ahoy, me Hardies!

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