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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:36 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:
Probably Rye wrote:Is this on topic?(not being sarcastic, actually not sure)

I used to ask that a bunch too. Don't bother.

And to answer your question, no.

Some forum members are somewhat less aware of convention than others.

Speaking of off topic, can we start a new convention? Let's all hold hands, stand in a circle, and sing Kumbaya!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:14 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:Speaking of off topic, can we start a new convention? Let's all hold hands, stand in a circle, and sing Kumbaya!
No, let us reserve this thread for welcoming new members. Please take your digital autolalia off to World Of Other Stuff where it belongs.
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Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:16 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:No, let us reserve this thread for welcoming new members.

Gladly. :grin:

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Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:16 pm

Arrrgh Kidd wrote:Hi all, I'm having great fun with this religion. In fact, it's done the relationship with my girlfriend no end of good, we haven't laughed so much in ages. Got to find a colander that fits though, they slip off.


Wellkum Arrrgh Kidd, great great grandson of Billy on daddy's side. Oh wait! sorry, you joined b4 me, aaaarrrrrgggghhh! :facepalm:

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Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:46 pm

Dan wrote:Yarrrrr.... Newly registered but converted long time ago. Even have my official certification already.
Hello everyone!


Aaaarrrrggghhvass cuzin Dan!! I thunk Chowpussycat mite have been unto yew rite frum thee beginning, aarrrrgghh! :furious:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:35 am

Roy Hunter wrote:
StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:Speaking of off topic, can we start a new convention? Let's all hold hands, stand in a circle, and sing Kumbaya!
No, let us reserve this thread for welcoming new members. Please take your digital autolalia off to World Of Other Stuff where it belongs.

Whoever is in charge of Eagle (cough roy), I'm pretty sure that doesn't, "welcoming new members".

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Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:55 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:Whoever is in charge of Eagle (cough roy), I'm pretty sure that doesn't, "welcoming new members".
4/10 for sentence structure.
However, I think I have managed to work out what you were trying to say:
1) 'Murican Bald Eagle is in charge of 'Murican Bald Eagle, because we don't allow sock puppets here.
2) If you feel that a member's conduct is in breach of the rules, there is a protocol to follow. Don't try and bother me about it.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:07 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:
StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:Whoever is in charge of Eagle (cough roy), I'm pretty sure that doesn't, "welcoming new members".
4/10 for sentence structure.
However, I think I have managed to work out what you were trying to say:
1) 'Murican Bald Eagle is in charge of 'Murican Bald Eagle, because we don't allow sock puppets here.
2) If you feel that a member's conduct is in breach of the rules, there is a protocol to follow. Don't try and bother me about it.

I'd give it a 7.2/10, there's too much water.
I know that SOMEONE changed the password for 'Murican, because I was going to try and delete the account (hopes weren't high, but why not try?) and I couldn't log in. So either someone IS socking or I need to change my password for StayThirsty.

Isn't being bothered by our problems your job?

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:10 pm

KingOfTrolls wrote:
StaffDoingTheirJob wrote:
canonFeefTroll wrote:Whoever created Eagle (cough ME), I'm pretty sure I don't welcome new members".
4/10 for sentence structure.
However, I think I have managed to work out what you were trying to say:
1) 'Murican Bald Eagle is in charge of 'Murican Bald Eagle, because we don't allow sock puppets here.
2) If you feel that a member's conduct is in breach of the rules, there is a protocol to follow. Don't try and bother me about it.

I'd give it a 7.2/10, there's too much water.
I know that SOMEONE changed the password for 'Murican, because I was going to try and delete the account (hopes weren't high, but why not try?) and I couldn't log in. So either someone IS socking or I need to change my password for StayThirsty.

So I just admitted creating the sock puppet.

I am a problem
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Fri Feb 24, 2017 4:49 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:
KingOfTrolls wrote:
StaffDoingTheirJob wrote:4/10 for sentence structure.
However, I think I have managed to work out what you were trying to say:
1) 'Murican Bald Eagle is in charge of 'Murican Bald Eagle, because we don't allow sock puppets here.
2) If you feel that a member's conduct is in breach of the rules, there is a protocol to follow. Don't try and bother me about it.

I'd give it a 7.2/10, there's too much water.
I know that SOMEONE changed the password for 'Murican, because I was going to try and delete the account (hopes weren't high, but why not try?) and I couldn't log in. So either someone IS socking or I need to change my password for StayThirsty.

So I just admitted creating the sock puppet.

I am a problem



No Nef Yoo! Not "the sok puppit" an' not "a probem". Oh sorry'I digress. Bak on toppik.

:welcome: :welcome: :welcome: Wellkum cuzzin Big Ron! How's tha research going? Haven't seen ya en argh whyle. Say hello 2 Biggus Dikkus 4 me wen you see him, aarrrrgghh!!!!!!!!!! :welcome: :welcome: :welcome:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:52 am

Cain727 wrote:I'm a long time atheist who has felt His Noodly Appendage near me in the past, but was finally touched recently. So I find myself here. I'm a nervous/shy person by nature, so I will likely just lurk most of the time. Anyhow, I suppose I'm trying to ask. . .

Permission to come Aboard?


Wellcum cuzzin Cain. Hows Abel goin'? Argh havvent dun seen him in ages. :welcome:
Now i no yore shy butt don't yew wurry yor'n self bowt bein' tutched by thet noodly appendage, i ken wosh et off wen i dun baptise ye :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Sun Feb 26, 2017 3:05 am

Pasta Jamieson wrote:.......some questions about my new agenda errrr faith..........religion is all about avoiding taxes..........


Ye prolly rite abowt et bein' yor'n agenda Jamieson and cunsidderen yor'n a pastor yew shood no thet yew give to Caesar thet wich bares Caesar's name, aaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhh!!!!! :facewall: 1/10

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Sun Feb 26, 2017 3:09 am

OldRecurve wrote:......enlightened ......teacher .......


Et's a sin 2 use those 2 werdies en tha wun parrygraff, aaarrrggghh! :welcome: 2/10

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Sun Feb 26, 2017 3:11 am

Exotic_Neko wrote:.....Looking forward to some advice.


thunk 4 yor'n seff, aarrrggghh! :moon: 0/10

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Sun Feb 26, 2017 3:14 am

Pastadamus wrote:Hello, I just barely found this, and it may be why I couldn't post anything. I am an extremely devout follower, and I have taken advantage of losing my eye in a boating accident, and I keep a small statue of Him in the cavity, along with a piece of Linguine.


Aargghh! Loopy Lou, wellcum aboard. :haha:


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