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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby NoodleDood96 » Fri Oct 13, 2017 6:26 pm

Greetings. I am new to this religion and would like to meet all sorts of wonderful new people!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:03 pm

heer oi iz

rrrrrrr
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Hayden1010 » Wed Oct 25, 2017 9:57 am

Hello I am new to this and just wanted to say hi.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Oct 25, 2017 12:52 pm

Hayden1010 wrote:Hello I am new to this and just wanted to say hi.

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Well done!

Personally, I just want to say "gesundheit."
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby hammock_enthusiast » Fri Oct 27, 2017 1:11 pm

Hi! :love:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Oct 27, 2017 4:54 pm

hammock_enthusiast wrote:Hi! :love:

Not at the moment.
:drinking:
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:13 pm

rrrr
AWass nu peepullz rrrrr

um um um ,

ye haffa go ta tha pyewitz suckshun an says

rrrrrrrrrrrr!

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :welcome: rrr
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Nov 03, 2017 9:32 am

Hayden1010 wrote:Hello I am new to this and just wanted to say hi.

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Welcome!

I'm not dead yay!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Nov 07, 2017 4:04 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:
Hayden1010 wrote:Hello I am new to this and just wanted to say hi.

:fsm_float:

Welcome!

I'm tha canin feef yay!


soooo meny irkz rrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Heaslip » Wed Nov 08, 2017 6:43 pm

Hello Fellow pastafarianism :fsm_float:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:42 am

Welcome, Heaslip! A few ground rules-
  1. Don't touch the cannons without permission.
  2. Don't feed the Nef Yoo.
  3. Don't let the Nef Yoo out of its cage.
  4. Don't follow the rules; we have flimsy moral standards.
Enjoy your stay at Venganza Forum Suites!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:56 pm

tha cannon feef wrote:Welcome, Heaslip! A few ground rules-
  1. Don't steal the Loose cannon (2Ed) without permission, like i have ...numerous times
  2. Don't feed the The Cannon Thief(me)
  3. Don't let me out of me mum's cellar
  4. Follow the rules even though we have flimsy moral standards.
Enjoy your stay at Venganza Forum Suites!
:welcome: rrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

Pastafreemason1
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Pastafreemason1 » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:53 pm

Not a new convert, but rather I have lost my login details (Pastafreemason) so had to create a new account (moving to another country I lost access to my old email) But again Hi, I am a Masonic Pastafarian!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:19 am

Welcome back, young human.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Robinio » Sat Nov 11, 2017 1:11 pm

Hey I'm new over here. Just checking in, as instructed!


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