The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH » Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:57 am

Welcome, fellow believer! :welcome:

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Oct 30, 2013 4:59 pm

Greetings and welcome, Suda Nim. I think I've met your cousin, Hobvias Sudoneighm.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Pete Byrdie » Sat Nov 02, 2013 7:05 am

Hello, fellow Pastafarians!

I recently felt His noodly appendage guide me from my heathen atheism into the wisdom of his hallowed sauce. I long for my beer volcano and stripper factory, but until I am released from my earthly bonds, I plan to sail the seven seas, spreading the word.

Also, I love animals (not in the perverted, Noah sense), science, and I drink lots of tea and coffee. I mean grog and rum. But mostly tea and coffee.

Arrrgh, me hearties!

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Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:03 pm

Welcome, Pete Byrdie. :welcome:
Good to see a new convert diving in and making thoughtful posts.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Pete Byrdie » Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:48 pm

Thanks for the welcome, pieces o'nine! There's much food for thought on this forum. It's refreshing to find a tolerant and intelligent community.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH » Sat Nov 02, 2013 4:17 pm

Greetings, Ravi! It's good to have such a devout believer on board. :welcome:

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Postby Pete Byrdie » Sun Nov 03, 2013 3:34 am

Thanks for the welcome, folks. And welcome to you, Bella!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby SmirkingMan » Sun Nov 03, 2013 1:52 pm

*bows respectfully on entering the forum*

In his infinite wisdom, His Noodliness inspired a journalist in Switzerland to publish an article on FSM (just dismiss the 'subscribe' prompt).

And it came to pass that I read the article, and I saw that it was Good and thus I was appraised of the FSM;

And I am a fervent eater of pasta, verily, even with meatballs, although I prefer rigatoni to spaghetti because it leaves less trace on my shirt;

And although I prefer wine to beer, I am sure that His Noodliness will forgive me, because the wine is Italian and it's more effective than beer;

And I investigated FSM and browsed the forums and I fell on the Old Pastament and I was enlightened;

And I fell on the New Pastament and it came to pass that I was invested with great mirth and I cried out "Aaargh" because I had a stitch from laughing;

And I was converted.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Nov 03, 2013 7:55 pm

Welcome!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Edd » Sun Nov 10, 2013 6:03 pm

I'm back from sabbatical!

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Greetings and welcome, Suda Nim. I think I've met your cousin, Hobvias Sudoneighm.


Is he related to Naughm D. Plughm?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Nov 11, 2013 1:13 am

Edd wrote:
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Greetings and welcome, Suda Nim. I think I've met your cousin, Hobvias Sudoneighm.


Is he related to Naughm D. Plughm?

I think his cousin is Al Ias.
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:59 pm

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allo alla ya nu peepulz !
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby peacefulsongs » Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:50 pm

Flying Spaghetti Monster Bless us all.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Hmmbug » Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:49 am

Hello fellow Pastafarians! I am grateful to be among such a group of intelligent people who realize that the Dark Lord Darwin is trying to take over the world with the Rotfang Conspiracy. All hail the one and only Lord!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby linzi » Tue Dec 03, 2013 5:26 am

Hello fella and fellerina!

I just joined here! Ready to whatever conversion you want to discuss.


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