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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Nov 17, 2015 9:11 am

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Peggy » Tue Nov 17, 2015 4:30 pm

Howdy! I posted yesterday but don't see it here. I'll have to light a candle to St. Rigatoni to gain better computer skills. Please let me join!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang » Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:43 pm

Okay then, if you insist

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roving Punster » Wed Nov 18, 2015 2:26 am

Riga Tony wrote:New convert here.

Been following FSM for about a year, recently had an epiphany of sorts, felt it was time to make the plunge into the pot of salted boiling water.

Ramen.


Welcome ... I'm new myself.

Say, by any chance are you related to Riga Mortis ? That guy was a real stiff.
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Re: The New Convert Thread

Postby MourningStar » Wed Nov 18, 2015 6:31 am

First off I'd like to start by saying... Sauce is good. Beer is good. He is good. :drinking:

Hello,
New here to the forums and to the CotFSM. From what I can tell, this is what I have been searching for all my life. Subtle hints were always there:
  • My affinity for Pirate lore and Basil
  • Grog and Wenches
  • Community and togetherness
  • HOME MADE PASTA SAUCE! :fsm_rock:

Glad I can, and was finally able to find a place I fit in. I look forward to many Pasta and Beer filled Fridays... Holiday... and that giant Volcano in the sky. R'Amen!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Nov 18, 2015 6:47 am

Peggy wrote:Howdy! I posted yesterday but don't see it here. I'll have to light a candle to St. Rigatoni to gain better computer skills. Please let me join!
Peggy
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Um , ‘ullo Peggyleggy . Oi coodent well come yoo a board yesserday coz da forum fing woss broked . Yoo iss a loud 2 joyn hup noaw . Wotch owt 4 dem big piritz , dey iss reely meen sum tymes an’ hits me wiff a big hamma , rrrrr . Well come , NYBB .
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Derparella » Wed Nov 18, 2015 10:40 am

Heya everyone! 'Rella here! Newb starting my 30 day free trial! Loving what I've read so far. c: :zen:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby MourningStar » Wed Nov 18, 2015 12:00 pm

Derparella wrote:Heya everyone! 'Rella here! Newb starting my 30 day free trial! Loving what I've read so far. c: :zen:



Hooray!!!! :drinking: Welcome and I hope you enjoy!!!!!!!!!!! So far I've been having fun.
The circumstances of the world are continually changing, and the opinions of men change also; and as government is for the living, and not for the dead, it is the living only that has any right in it. That which may be thought right and found convenient in one age, may be thought wrong and found inconvenient in another. In such cases, who is to decide, the living, or the dead? -Thomas Paine

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Milo the dog » Wed Nov 18, 2015 12:58 pm

*wagwagwag*
Arf!
*wagwagwag*
Arf!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby MourningStar » Wed Nov 18, 2015 1:03 pm

Milo the dog wrote:*wagwagwag*
Arf!
*wagwagwag*



FSM damn, I respect your dedication to that character! :fsm_rock:
The circumstances of the world are continually changing, and the opinions of men change also; and as government is for the living, and not for the dead, it is the living only that has any right in it. That which may be thought right and found convenient in one age, may be thought wrong and found inconvenient in another. In such cases, who is to decide, the living, or the dead? -Thomas Paine

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roving Punster » Wed Nov 18, 2015 1:26 pm

Milo the dog wrote:*wagwagwag*
Arf!
*wagwagwag*


Hi Milo !
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Nov 18, 2015 4:55 pm

Derparella wrote:Heya everyone! 'Rella here! Newb starting my 30 day free trial! Loving what I've read so far. c: :zen:


Well come Corella , noaw wear iss my choklit kake ?

Did,nt yoo no ? Yoo godda brung me choklit kake .

Fankye . ye welc um .
:welcome: NYBB
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Re: The New Convert Thread

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Nov 18, 2015 5:02 pm

MourningStar wrote:....................
[*]HOME MADE PASTA SAUCE! ..........................


'Ullo Munkee . I onlee lyke thee sorse frum thee shop . Yoo git me sum ?

Dat's a oardarrr .

:welcome: NYBB
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby 7bogey7 » Sun Nov 22, 2015 12:22 pm

I had not heard of FSM until I read the article on Lindsay Miller in The Week magazine. Two years ago, I became an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church, much to the dismay of my so called "Christian" friends. I spend many hours over conversational beers, debating that "my religion" is just as valid as "your religion". I am 73 years old, retired law enforcement and walk my dog to Starbucks every morning. I sometimes have lengthy discussions with the Jehovah's Witnesses who frequent Starbucks and although I haven't convinced any of them to join the Universal Life Church, we are even, because they can't convince me to join theirs.

I find FSM and Pastafarianism to be right up my alley and I already consider myself a proud member. I will order my credentials shortly. I have been asked to officiate at my nephew's wedding, and now he can have a choice - a minister from the Universal Life Church or one from FSM - his call.

Should I be accepted, I'm sure I will have many topics on which to opine.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang » Sun Nov 22, 2015 3:37 pm

Welcome 7bogey7

Neeee wom!

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