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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby bcrglobal » Thu Dec 17, 2015 9:54 am

I have been touched by HIS noodly appendage :)

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby stupidhuman » Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:04 pm

I have a serious question.

I like eating pasta. Particularly past with meatballs - preferably made of beef.

But I have become aware to the existence of something called vegetarian "meatballs". Are people who consume these impostor-ish lumps of non-meat sacrilegious - or just misguided?

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:14 pm

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH » Thu Dec 17, 2015 1:13 pm

Welcome, new crew-members! Stupidhuman, that's a very good question and I'm glad you asked. :confused:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby MourningStar » Thu Dec 17, 2015 2:41 pm

stupidhuman wrote:I have a serious question.

I like eating pasta. Particularly past with meatballs - preferably made of beef.

But I have become aware to the existence of something called vegetarian "meatballs". Are people who consume these impostor-ish lumps of non-meat sacrilegious - or just misguided?


I'd say misguided but accepted under the 3rd Condiment. All are welcomed into His Noodley arms!!! :love:
Also, you should check out The Random Number of Not Commandments, Suggestions:

Also, WELCOME!!!!! :welcome:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby jozid » Thu Dec 17, 2015 5:54 pm

After being adrift among the religions of the world for some time, I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage!

I am pleased to declare myself converted to Pastafarianism, and joyously proclaim my love of the FSM.

:fsm_rock:
"Let us love, not in word or speech, but in pasta and wine" (ProvHerbs 2:33).

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby MourningStar » Thu Dec 17, 2015 6:54 pm

jozid wrote:After being adrift among the religions of the world for some time, I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage!

I am pleased to declare myself converted to Pastafarianism, and joyously proclaim my love of the FSM.

:fsm_rock:



:welcome: :welcome: :welcome: R'Amen!
The circumstances of the world are continually changing, and the opinions of men change also; and as government is for the living, and not for the dead, it is the living only that has any right in it. That which may be thought right and found convenient in one age, may be thought wrong and found inconvenient in another. In such cases, who is to decide, the living, or the dead? -Thomas Paine

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby HomemadePasta » Thu Dec 17, 2015 8:54 pm

G'day from Tassie, I love homemade pasta :love:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Dec 17, 2015 10:13 pm

uncca woy , unca woy !

i fink dat nu puppy dog jozid fownd yore spectaculars .

Fankye , ye welcumm .

um...., welkum a bored puppy doggy . :welcome:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby jozid » Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:45 pm

Thank you, so pleased to be welcomed! :blush:
"Let us love, not in word or speech, but in pasta and wine" (ProvHerbs 2:33).

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ChowMein » Fri Dec 18, 2015 1:30 am

Ahoy nu mateys !

Well come abord , yarr .

Speshull haloo to stew pit hooman , argh .

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Midgets & Pirates » Tue Dec 22, 2015 6:56 am

Hi
Long time Pastafarian ....first time poster
Happy Holiday

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang » Tue Dec 22, 2015 1:34 pm

Welcome aboard

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roving Punster » Tue Dec 22, 2015 4:56 pm

ChowMein wrote:Ahoy nu mateys !

Well come abord , yarr .

Speshull haloo to stew pit hooman , argh .


Oh, and watch out for those pirates who never learned how to spell properly.

They've been know to drag people into dark alleyways and tickle them to death.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Dec 23, 2015 2:33 am

I fink yoo notty Uncca Woving Munster .

Fankye , ye welkum !

NYBB :welcome:
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