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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Dec 25, 2015 5:24 am

HomemadePasta wrote:G'day from Tassie, I love homemade pasta :love:



'ullo HoamMaidPeetser froam Tassie .

Juss fort i shood arks ,

umm.... ,

Haev ye evva bean 2 AstrayLia yet ?

:welcome: NYBB
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Platon » Fri Dec 25, 2015 11:01 am

Hi

These days I got a common cold and I took some medication because of it. Then I fell asleep and dreamed of a giant being which created the universe with long appendages and two meatballs in it. It told me it boiled for my sins and therefore I have to search for it on the internet and register on its Discussion Board. First I was very confused but some time ago I read the book of its prophet and I knew what to google for.

So I googled it and found its people. And we are truly all touched by its Noodly Appendages.

And the FSM isn't male, it has to be neutral or female. Because as we all know by the FSM theory of gravity the FSM is causing everything to act just like the oviously false theory of gravity of Sir Isaac Newton is predicting. So if the FSM would be male I had to assume all my life a giant though godly male being is pulling at my genitals all my life, and this would be super gay. Therefore I have to conclude the FSM isn't male, therefore neutral or female or something else we do not understand, but something which makes this whole thing nohomo.

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Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Dec 25, 2015 1:50 pm

Welcone, Platon.

Happy Monkey everyone! :drinking:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Pasta Ross » Sat Dec 26, 2015 1:40 am

Hi All,

i am a new member having been introduced by some friends to the Church of the FSM. Makes sense to me. I live near Fremantle in Western Australia and I like gardening, playing guitar and painting and drawing. I also work, sometimes, and that can be ok, too. I used to be a scientist, once upon a time. Love to all, may the blessings of His Noodly Appendage be with you. :zen:

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Postby Cardinal Fang » Sat Dec 26, 2015 10:24 am

Welcome Pasta Ross and Peston

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Postby JodyandEddie » Sat Dec 26, 2015 5:19 pm

This is the day that has changed my life forever.... Long live his Noodliness. I have officially been ordained as a Pastafarian Minister. Ramen Brothers and Sisters.... ramen. :welcome: :fsm_float: :love: :drinking:

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Postby MourningStar » Sat Dec 26, 2015 5:26 pm

:welcome: :welcome: :welcome:
The circumstances of the world are continually changing, and the opinions of men change also; and as government is for the living, and not for the dead, it is the living only that has any right in it. That which may be thought right and found convenient in one age, may be thought wrong and found inconvenient in another. In such cases, who is to decide, the living, or the dead? -Thomas Paine

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Quicksilver » Mon Jan 04, 2016 12:12 am

Hi, ran into several references to the Church of the FSM in the last couple days (almost like a Message from the beyond): fellow in Georgia who got his colander onto a temporary driver's license...inclusion in display by atheist group in State Capitol at Lincoln, Nebraska...reported comment by Supreme Court Justice Scalia that God (by which surely he means the FSM) has been good to the U.S. because citizens honor him...

And was so pleased to learn the FSM Church is welcoming to adherents of other faiths (of which I have several). Freshly minted year seems like a good time to take the Leap of Faith off the Great Plank and dive in. Just a shout out for now. (Ordination likely later.) Hello?

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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Jan 04, 2016 1:02 am

Greetings, fellow human. Help yourself to the grog, and try to ignore the nef yoo.
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 04, 2016 2:59 am

Quicksilver wrote:.......................Hello?



Um , hullo Mercury , soh glad yoo cood cum a bored . :welcome:

Sum peepull on da 4rum iss reel serial a bowt stuff but i not .

Noaw git on ober 2 dem gaems freds , dats a oarda , rrrrr . :whip:
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Postby Roving Punster » Mon Jan 04, 2016 6:54 am

Nice to hear Scalia has nice things to say about us ... bastard still owes me money though.

BTW, we're having a kegger down the hall in Room 1337.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby MourningStar » Mon Jan 04, 2016 4:38 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:
Quicksilver wrote:.......................Hello?



Um , hullo Mercury , soh glad yoo cood cum a bored . :welcome:

Sum peepull on da 4rum iss reel serial a bowt stuff but i not .

Noaw git on ober 2 dem gaems freds , dats a oarda , rrrrr . :whip:



:welcome: :welcome: Mercury.... feel free to give Nef Yoo a couple of these ------------> :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash:
The circumstances of the world are continually changing, and the opinions of men change also; and as government is for the living, and not for the dead, it is the living only that has any right in it. That which may be thought right and found convenient in one age, may be thought wrong and found inconvenient in another. In such cases, who is to decide, the living, or the dead? -Thomas Paine

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ron18 » Mon Jan 04, 2016 5:33 pm

Is this my first post?

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Jan 04, 2016 6:15 pm

ron18 wrote:Is this my first post?

Yes.

Hello, say things, don't take it too seriously, watch out for the idiots, all the usual things :welcome:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Jan 05, 2016 3:10 am

Hi Wron81 , welkum .

In ansir 2 yore most serial qwestyun , yup , yoo maed yore firrs poss .

I fink ye godda b reel seeryasse on diss 4rum . (Pway it saef - yoose me ass yore roll moddel , rrrr .)

An' yoo bedda wotch owt 4 alla sirry iddyyuts an' sech .

Fankye , ye welcum ! :welcome: NYBB
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