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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roving Punster » Tue Jan 05, 2016 9:14 am

ron18 wrote:Is this my first post?


If you can count higher than one, you're a keeper. :lol:
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Postby ChowMein » Wed Jan 13, 2016 9:16 am

JodyandEddie wrote:This is the day that has changed my life forever.... Long live his Noodliness. I have officially been ordained as a Pastafarian Minister. Ramen Brothers and Sisters.... ramen. :welcome: :fsm_float: :love: :drinking:


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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Britsie » Wed Jan 13, 2016 10:12 am

Ooh Your Noodly Appendage,

Please give your Forum Pirates (moderators) the wisdom to grant me ('Britsie') access to this Discussion board so that I might start learning the teaching of the Flying Spaghetti Monsterism and how to become a good pastafarian.

RAmen.

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Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Jan 13, 2016 10:44 am

Welcome Britsie.

You spelled 'wisdom' wrongly. It's S, T, U, P, I, D, I, T, Y.
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Postby Cardinal Fang » Wed Jan 13, 2016 7:38 pm

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Britsie » Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:59 am

Roy Hunter wrote:Welcome Britsie.

You spelled 'wisdom' wrongly. It's S, T, U, P, I, D, I, T, Y.

It is the start of a good day when a good pastafarian shows me the way into FSMism. :lol:

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:10 am

Hullo and wellcum Bristles ,

ummmm..... i lyke choklit kake .

Yoo brung me sum .

Fankye , ye welcum .
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Postby ChowMein » Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:06 am

Roy Hunter wrote:Welcome Britsie.

You spelled 'wisdom' wrongly. It's S, T, U, P, I, D, I, T, Y.


"wrongly" , it just dawned on me that i rarely see that word . :confused:

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Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:21 am

ChowMein wrote:wrongly" , it just dawned on me that i rarely see that word. :confused:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Fred3733 » Sun Jan 24, 2016 8:37 am

Hello my name is Fred, I am a new convert in the UK, I wondered how I can go about being allowed to wear the religious headwear of a colander in my driving license photo

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Postby Cardinal Fang » Sun Jan 24, 2016 2:21 pm

There's been a chap called Ian Harris who's been trying for a while to get the DVLA to let him wear a colader on his driving licence, with, as yet, no success (news story). But then someone else has posted on the main Venganza site, successfully wearing a pirate hat (linkie).

So I guess the answer is, keep trying, and let us know if you're successful. I'm sure Ian Harris would at the very least appreciate the moral support of another person trying to fight the noodly fight.

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 25, 2016 1:31 am

Hullo Fwed7773 ,

juss wunnderring if da nummers meens yore powst coad ?

Wellkum a bord . :welcome: NYBB
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ItchyPirate » Mon Jan 25, 2016 11:30 pm

Fred3733 wrote:Hello my name is Fred, I am a new convert in the UK, I wondered how I can go about being allowed to wear the religious headwear of a colander in my driving license photo


Be prepared to explain to them the link between the colander and the FSM. It might help to have a copy of the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and perhaps a tablet/smart phone/e-reader with the Loose Canon. If the UK has laws protecting the right of people to have religious headgear in their driver license photos (I'm assuming they do since Pastafarians are already pushing for it), then that would mean that they would have to allow it.

A quick Internet search shows people are already pushing for that to be allowed. I'm not sure how well it's going since I didn't read through the articles, but you aren't alone.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby jaybob66 » Tue Jan 26, 2016 6:16 pm

Greetings friends!

In the true name of stupidity I emailed an admin because I couldn't figure out how to post :)
The very next link i clicked brought me here :nefyoobash:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Jan 26, 2016 6:55 pm

Welcome jaybob66.

You don't want to go waking up the admins. They will probably demand cake.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.


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