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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Jan 26, 2016 8:01 pm

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev.Vsavsa » Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:56 pm

Hello, fellow believers:
I am glad to be here, finally enlightened and showing my taste for His Holiness, FSM. I hope to find guidance and encouragement from the Pirates of His Benevolence to spread the Word in central Mexico. His Teachings are not so well known over here, so I will try to learn as much as I can about Him, and some related teachings, and thwart the efforts of local scientists trying to impose the Dark Lord's philosophy upon us. I will start saving a small amount each week, so that should give me enough time to learn more about His Noodliness, and I will proceed to ordain myself to serve Him when I know enough to help wandering mortal souls. Thank you for welcoming into His Grace.

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Postby Cardinal Fang » Wed Jan 27, 2016 2:04 pm

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby dodo » Mon Feb 01, 2016 4:47 pm

hi, i'm dodo
i converted to pastafarianism after being atheist for many years now.
it happened in most unusual way, one night i had few beers too much and after passing out i saw IT.
i was frightened by it's appearance cause it looked like monster!
but then i noticed his eyes, like 2 meatballs, so goodhearted and benevolent, they were radiating love.
i felt like little kangaroo in mother's womb as he took me with his noodly hands and flew me 'round the universe.
at the end, he told me "eat me and live"
then i woke up, it was very profound dream and i was thinking about it all the time.
then, at the lunch time, when plate was served, i looked down and I RECOGNIZED HIM.
IT WAS HIM, HIS NOODLY HOLYNESS!
as he was looking at me straight from my plate with those 2 big eyes full of love, i realized that wasn't dream but reality.
so i ate my tasty god to celebrate life itself as his words echoed through my ears "eat me and live"
i lived in ignorance as atheist for so long, but now i can't say i found god.
he found me.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ItchyPirate » Mon Feb 01, 2016 11:31 pm

Welcome, dodo, glad to know you were touched by His Noodly Appendage and went the way of the Pirate :fsm_yarr:
The Itchy Pirate :fsm_yarr:

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Feb 02, 2016 12:01 am

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby laurghita » Tue Feb 02, 2016 5:34 am

I am a 46 year old pirate from Romania. Who can spaghett me :nefyoobash: so I reborn from orthodoxism into this religion ?!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby MourningStar » Tue Feb 02, 2016 2:47 pm

:welcome: :welcome: :welcome: May thy sauce be upon you!
The circumstances of the world are continually changing, and the opinions of men change also; and as government is for the living, and not for the dead, it is the living only that has any right in it. That which may be thought right and found convenient in one age, may be thought wrong and found inconvenient in another. In such cases, who is to decide, the living, or the dead? -Thomas Paine

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ChowMein » Wed Feb 03, 2016 7:15 am

Rev.Vsavsa wrote:Hello, fellow believers:
I am glad to be here, finally enlightened and showing my taste for His Holiness, FSM.I hope to find guidance and encouragement from the Pirates of His Benevolence to spread the Word in central Mexico. His Teachings are not so well known over here, so I will try to learn as much as I can about Him, and some related teachings, and thwart the efforts of local scientists trying to impose the Dark Lord's philosophy upon us. I will start saving a small amount each week, so that should give me enough time to learn more about His Noodliness, and I will proceed to ordain myself to serve Him when I know enough to help wandering mortal souls. Thank you for welcoming into His Grace.


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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby PastafaRyan » Sat Feb 13, 2016 4:25 am

Greetings brothers and sisters and everyone in between and outside and other than,

I have been baptized in His sauce, and am overjoyed to count myself amongst your swashbuckling ranks.




May your balls ever be meaty and your noodle never be limp.

In His name,
R'Amen

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby MourningStar » Sat Feb 13, 2016 6:20 am

R'amen! :welcome:, Ryan

Also... I am glad you have chosen the Holy day to reveal thine self! :drinking: :drinking:


Well, technically a couple seconds late but I wont judge. Nor should I. What Would the Flying Spaghetti Monster Do? Drink another beer! Cheers!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby dukes » Sat Feb 13, 2016 1:37 pm

May your balls ever be meaty and your noodle never be limp.


And your swash never rust!
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.

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Ballad of John and Yoko

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Postby Roving Punster » Sat Feb 13, 2016 2:50 pm

dukes wrote:
May your balls ever be meaty and your noodle never be limp.


And your swash never rust!


Technically, swash tarnish rather than rust. :lol:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby dukes » Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:00 pm

Technically, swash tarnish rather than rust.


Careful... Yours is unbuckled.
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.


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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ChowMein » Sat Feb 13, 2016 11:29 pm

PastafaRyan wrote:Greetings brothers and sisters and everyone in between and outside and other than,

I have been baptized in His sauce, and am overjoyed to count myself amongst your swashbuckling ranks.




May your balls ever be meaty and your noodle never be limp.

In His name,
R'Amen


Fank ye kynly matey , an' may yer POWdARR be dri ,
an' ye neffarr fiiyer blankz !
Yarr


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