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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Mar 30, 2016 12:38 am

Greetings and welcome, young Ethan. Climb aboard and stir the pot. Feel free to ignore the Nef Yoo. :welcome:
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Mar 30, 2016 2:10 am

Ahoy thar Dred Pyrite Ether an' wellkum !

Oi b thee dredded Nef Yoo BlakkBeer ,

comanderer ov thee intyre fleet .

B ware wot hadvice ye b taekin laddy ,

thar b skallywags lurkin' effry wear , rrrrr .

:welcome: NYBB :lurk:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Fauxqui » Thu Apr 07, 2016 3:55 pm

Posted!! Do I qualify?

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Apr 07, 2016 5:28 pm

Hullo FauxpasKwee an' well cum 2 da 4rum ! :welcome:

Yup , yoo maded furrs posst .

Um , i haffta hinspeckt tha tressurr yoo dun brung me , i duz hoap it nott awl faux .

Fank ye , ye well come !
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Postby The Scarabian » Mon Apr 11, 2016 7:22 pm

Hello. I'm Sebastian. I'm a recently converted Pastafarian from atheism. I was just wondering this: How do I practice Pastafarianism? How do I correctly pray? How do I spread the word? What are some sayings and behaviors I should start using?

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Postby ChowMein » Tue Apr 12, 2016 10:10 am

I eat pasta every week .

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Apr 15, 2016 12:09 am

rrrrrrrrrr
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Postby mlm10261985 » Fri Apr 15, 2016 6:53 pm

Hello All,
I feel I have always known of the existence of FSM. The truth has been all around me. Last night I had a conversion experience and so I decided I must join the community and be discipled up in the ways of Pastafarianism so that I may go out in to all the world and make His name known.

Marty

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Apr 16, 2016 6:27 am

Ummmm.... , ahoy dere Mardi ,

Me b da dredded pyrite Nef yoo BwakkBeer , komanererrr off tha fleat .

I maeks effa buddy fwitend so dey brung me yummy fings 2 eet an’ tressurr an’ stuff an’ dey awass duz wot i sez , rrrrr .

i u faymouse sporets wepawterer an' i recca.... , i reccom.... , i fink da gaems freds r fun , rrrrr .

Well kum a bord ! :welcome:

Fank ye , ye welcum
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Hitchfan » Sat Apr 16, 2016 2:14 pm

Hi all -

I thought I'd join for a number of reasons:

1) No other group - especially religious ones - will have me. (I don't blame them.)

2) I wanted to congratulate the Church on its first wedding ceremony today in NZ. So, congratulations!

3) Having lost all faith in everything except science, history, facts, people (well, most of them), music, books, films and the beneficial effects of roughage, I am very much in need of something 'spiritual' in my life, but I didn't want anything that would require any observance, attendance, knowledge, belief, or obligation to violently oppose anybody who believed anything remotely different . I did consider becoming C of E, but they're full, apparently. And none (or few) of them are pirates. I also considered Islam but my friend Barry tells me that, although easygoing and tolerant in almost every other way, Islam has some qualms about alcohol consumption and equal rights for women. A pity, that, as they seem to have great policies in other respects, but I do like a drink.

4) I want to go to heaven. Or the Barbary Coast.

Anyway, thanks for letting me register.

Love,

Hitchfan

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang » Sat Apr 16, 2016 2:55 pm

Welcome Hitchfan

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Apr 17, 2016 3:24 am

Um , tha gude Cardanull dud'nt no ow ta spel propery .

Me naem b Nef Yoo , not Neff Yoo :welcome:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby cachinnator » Sun Apr 17, 2016 11:09 pm

:jack: Am I categorized based on the smiley I choose? :-o
I'm also known as Ra Rigatoni Smith on FB, and I do a lot of graphics for the main group, like the Pastafarian Magazines. https://www.facebook.com/groups/1817534 ... 872753986/

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Apr 18, 2016 6:43 am

Welcome!

cachinnator wrote:Am I categorized based on the smiley I choose?
You are categorised based on the number of posts you make. Read the sixth post down here: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=973
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Clintonov » Tue Apr 19, 2016 3:40 am

Hello Pastafarians! Sauce be upon you. Am from Kenya, Africa and I know for a fact this is the one true religion. All the lies I was taught in christianity since birth are behind me now. I've been touched by His Noodly Appendage. May He guide my every step until that day I go to be with him at the foot of the Beer Volcano and the stripper factory, RAmen!


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