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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:34 pm

Robinio wrote:Hey I'm new over here. Just checking in, as instructed!

Hi there. I'm old over here.

Very old.


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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby yaboii » Wed Nov 15, 2017 11:28 am

Hello everyon i am very excited to be part of this amazing church. :love: :fsm_float:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Spanner head » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:12 am

Hi all. I am a godless atheist but looking to fill that god shaped hole in my heart and want to know if the one true god has noodle legs.

Is the FSM really the one true god?

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Postby Cardinal Fang » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:59 am

Welcome Spanner head

I can confirm that the FSM is the one true spag-deity.

It says so in the Gospel of the FSM, so it must be true.

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Postby Spanner head » Sat Nov 25, 2017 4:05 am

Thanks cardinal, what does it cost to join and is there like an exam to pass or sumthin?

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Postby Cardinal Fang » Sat Nov 25, 2017 6:13 pm

It costs....

ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

(Sorry, I was channelling Dr Evil for a minute).

Nah - no quiz or donations. We're not Scientologist

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Postby Spanner head » Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:37 pm

Sounds like a good deal, I'm in.

Will start evangelising the FSM at work and around friends and relatives. What could go wrong?

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Postby DonaldTrump » Sun Nov 26, 2017 4:16 pm

Spanner head wrote:What could go wrong?


Nothing

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby tuongtndg » Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:33 am

She appears to be offering sustenance not violence! My kind of wench. :lol:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby LinguiniLover8319 » Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:51 am

Ahoy there! I’m new, I converted to Pastafarianism when a peer of mine showed me this glorious religion. :zen: I’ll, *try* to get him on here. For now, eat some linguini.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Spanner head » Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:32 am

LinguiniLover8319 wrote:Ahoy there! I’m new, I converted to Pastafarianism when a peer of mine showed me this glorious religion. :zen: I’ll, *try* to get him on here. For now, eat some linguini.



Hi there welcome.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nooodles » Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:49 pm

Hi All!

My new years resolution was to become more enlightened, and I opened my heart and felt the touch of His noodly appendage.

Thinking of becoming ordained also, any thoughts?

Nooodles.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:42 am

Spanner head wrote:Hi all. I am a godless atheist but looking to fill that god shaped hole in my heart and want to know if the one true god has noodle legs.

Is the FSM really the one true god?

Well I can't say the Egyptians were wrong because Russell's Teapot.

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Postby Cardinal Fang » Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:27 am

Welcome aboard Nooodles.

Ignore Neff Yoo

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby The_Onez » Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:31 am

Not a convert.

Firstly, I don't subscribe to any religion as they're all controlled and part of the system, including yours.

However, yours seems to be built around insulting other religions, under the freedom of speech and freedom of religion excuse. Interestingly, the only other religion which has this characteristic is satanism, theistic or otherwise. Take some time to absorb this fact.

I take it many of you are flat out atheists, and some are occultists, unbeknownst to you "true believers of your "religion"".
If you find religion something to be ridiculed, why create one yourselves? Why create one specifically to insult other religions, like most notably to my knowledge, Rastafarianism and Christianity?

This religion seems to be based around ridiculing, not only other religions, but events like the Million Man March. From the looks of it, most of you are whiteys and descend from colonists or countries which sent out colonists to rape and plunder.. what gives you the right, do you think, to ridicule Rastafarianism and the Million Man March?

Or why model yourselves after pirates, who... well ok, we've already established you're landstealing and rapist scum of the earth, so that fits.

From the looks of it, it seems you're a dying phenomenon, I wonder if there's someone who got rich off all this.

What else? Well... I do take pride in speaking the truth, if you can believe that, and I wish to impart to you this truth.. I am supernaturally gifted and am constantly aware that there is more, as they say, between heaven and earth... spiritually speaking. Keep in mind that I do not follow or subscribe to any religion or religious group.. but I can only imagine how you'll be looked at for the rest of eternity if you continue on this path.


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