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Greetings. I am new to this religion and would like to meet all sorts of wonderful new people!


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Hello I am new to this and just wanted to say hi.


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Hayden1010 wrote:Hello I am new to this and just wanted to say hi.
Well done!
Personally, I just want to say "gesundheit."
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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hammock_enthusiast wrote:Hi!
Not at the moment.

"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Hayden1010 wrote:Hello I am new to this and just wanted to say hi.
Welcome!
I'm not dead yay!
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StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:Hayden1010 wrote:Hello I am new to this and just wanted to say hi.
Welcome!
I'm tha canin feef yay!
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Hello Fellow pastafarianism 

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Welcome, Heaslip! A few ground rules-
- Don't touch the cannons without permission.
- Don't feed the Nef Yoo.
- Don't let the Nef Yoo out of its cage.
- Don't follow the rules; we have flimsy moral standards.
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tha cannon feef wrote:Welcome, Heaslip! A few ground rules-Enjoy your stay at Venganza Forum Suites!
- Don't steal the Loose cannon (2Ed) without permission, like i have ...numerous times
- Don't feed the The Cannon Thief(me)
- Don't let me out of me mum's cellar
- Follow the rules even though we have flimsy moral standards.

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Not a new convert, but rather I have lost my login details (Pastafreemason) so had to create a new account (moving to another country I lost access to my old email) But again Hi, I am a Masonic Pastafarian!
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Welcome back, young human.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Hey I'm new over here. Just checking in, as instructed!
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