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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:34 pm

Robinio wrote:Hey I'm new over here. Just checking in, as instructed!

Hi there. I'm old over here.

Very old.


:welcome:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby yaboii » Wed Nov 15, 2017 11:28 am

Hello everyon i am very excited to be part of this amazing church. :love: :fsm_float:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Spanner head » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:12 am

Hi all. I am a godless atheist but looking to fill that god shaped hole in my heart and want to know if the one true god has noodle legs.

Is the FSM really the one true god?
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Postby Cardinal Fang » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:59 am

Welcome Spanner head

I can confirm that the FSM is the one true spag-deity.

It says so in the Gospel of the FSM, so it must be true.

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Postby Spanner head » Sat Nov 25, 2017 4:05 am

Thanks cardinal, what does it cost to join and is there like an exam to pass or sumthin?
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Postby Cardinal Fang » Sat Nov 25, 2017 6:13 pm

It costs....

ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

(Sorry, I was channelling Dr Evil for a minute).

Nah - no quiz or donations. We're not Scientologist

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Postby Spanner head » Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:37 pm

Sounds like a good deal, I'm in.

Will start evangelising the FSM at work and around friends and relatives. What could go wrong?
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Postby DonaldTrump » Sun Nov 26, 2017 4:16 pm

Spanner head wrote:What could go wrong?


Nothing
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Postby tuongtndg » Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:33 am

She appears to be offering sustenance not violence! My kind of wench. :lol:
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Postby LinguiniLover8319 » Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:51 am

Ahoy there! I’m new, I converted to Pastafarianism when a peer of mine showed me this glorious religion. :zen: I’ll, *try* to get him on here. For now, eat some linguini.
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Postby Spanner head » Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:32 am

LinguiniLover8319 wrote:Ahoy there! I’m new, I converted to Pastafarianism when a peer of mine showed me this glorious religion. :zen: I’ll, *try* to get him on here. For now, eat some linguini.



Hi there welcome.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:08 pm

Welcome new people! Emergency exits here, here, and here, toilets at the front and the back of the cabin, in the event of a loss of pressure, colanders will descend from the overhead lockers, put your own colander on before helping others with theirs.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nooodles » Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:49 pm

Hi All!

My new years resolution was to become more enlightened, and I opened my heart and felt the touch of His noodly appendage.

Thinking of becoming ordained also, any thoughts?

Nooodles.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:42 am

Spanner head wrote:Hi all. I am a godless atheist but looking to fill that god shaped hole in my heart and want to know if the one true god has noodle legs.

Is the FSM really the one true god?

Well I can't say the Egyptians were wrong because Russell's Teapot.
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Postby Cardinal Fang » Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:27 am

Welcome aboard Nooodles.

Ignore Neff Yoo

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