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beard

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:48 pm
by black bart
Auntie b said:

YARR! Bartie ... ye be a bloke .


So be you Auntie...er, I mean ye has a fine womanly beard! :?

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:25 am
by Auntie Blackbeard
ARGH!

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:39 pm
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Carry on...

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:30 pm
by anthrobabe
^^ whot he said

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:22 am
by anthrobabe

Recruit

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:19 am
by black bart
Arrrrrr...I dug out this gem from the Archives:

The New Recruit

YYYAAARRRRR I was givin a new recruit the lowdown on bein a pirate t'other day. He were a young lad of obout 12 what we pressed ganged as he came out of Scouts (they be handy them scouting lads...none o me crew can tie a knot between em!).

I sits im down in me cabin and let im ave a stroke of me parrot 'Ugly Jim'. I pours im a Tankard o grog to calm is nerves and I starts givin im me usual spiel.

'As ye got over the blow to the head yet?...the double vision will go when we're out on the open ocean (just in time for the sea sickness to kick in). I sees ye's got all yer legs, arms an eyes, well don't worry ye'll soon fit in with the rest of us...there be shark wrestlin every Wednesday, general swashbucklin in a Spanish Port once week (weather permitting), Keel Hauling for beginners every Monday and Cutlass practise every evening after Fish Head Stew. Ye'll be risin through the ranks in no time at all me hearty. Just like me First Mate Jeremiah...he started life as a Bilge Scrubber like yerself and look at him now...'

...at that moment Jeremiah happened to be standin guard at me cabin door...I say standin, he as a bit of list to starboard since that grape shot blew most of his right side off, his eyes be sharp though, I say eyes, I means eye...an that eye was moved up onto his forehead when he got hit by a fallin mast...YYARRR he be really good with his hand though...tis amazen what he can do with only the one finger and alf a thumb...

I heard a splash...I don't know what came over the lad, just when I was gettin goin with me motivational talk...he jumped out of the porthole!

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:37 pm
by anthrobabe
so this be tha reason wet, scared and cold cabin boys be showing up in the harbor---- we keeps fishen em out and puttin em to works doin various things-- like diggin holes and fillin holes and such

keep 'em commin thar captain!

Re: Recruit

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:41 pm
by Mad Willyum Bonney
black bart wrote:Arrrrrr....

I heard a splash...I don't know what came over the lad, just when I was gettin goin with me motivational talk...he jumped out of the porthole!



...*sob*... Oi lose all me cabin bouys that way....

Quarter

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:21 am
by black bart
On the positive side though me hearties...

Jeremiah has just been promoted to Quartermaster...seein as there be only a quarter of him left!

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:50 am
by anthrobabe
Which quarter?

quarter

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:23 am
by black bart
Silly wench!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:50 am
by DaveL
YAaarrrr...

Oi'd be goin for the drumstick and thigh. That be the best quarter ye can get.

Re: The Best of Pirates - Year 2

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:44 am
by akutheparrot
Good news for the environment, all these new pirates off Somalia. This must surely mean that global warming is cooling!

Re: The Best of Pirates - Year 2

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:01 am
by black bart
No!

Re: The Best of Pirates - Year 2

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:24 am
by Dbob bob
i like eye patches. there fun coz if u put 2 on u go blind :twisted: