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The Best of Pirates - Year 2

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:57 pm
by DaveL
Okey Dokey Lads,

It be two years now since we commenced our maritime frivolity on these 'ere boards. YAAARRR!!

We've seen many characters develop and there 'ave been some truly funny threads. Our cast of Pasatafarian Pirates continues to grow.

So it be time to nominate your most recent favorite threads. Or alternatively, as many are long winded or ongoing, you may wish to nomate something funny posts within each thread.

I'd like to nominate PlayBilge - (but I'm biased), as it's been returned to it's old non-sensitive new-age-pirate glory. That turkey pic is hilarious!!

Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:58 am
by ChowMein
I nominate the salty tale in all its unabridged glory !

The Dictionary , ask Aunty , and ArrRRR Bay .

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:51 pm
by anthrobabe
I nominate

- the turkey stuff has turned into the longest running -cross forum-just everywhere thing in forever.

-the ale(the good stuff) not the stuff I um I mean we put out for the masses- at the Admiral Benbow needs recognition.
(can I nominate ale? well I'm nominating it anyway- so there)

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 8:12 pm
by Dan(da haole guy)
ARR-oha..not t'be viewed as a suck-up er annathin', but "Pyrate Datin' Tips" has improved me overall success wit' da wenches (well, from 0 to .001..budditz an improvement, naetheless!)' dat scholarly thread allus be good fer expressin' ?s one may be reticent to ask one's ship-mates/squeeze-of-da-month/authority figgahs..

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:58 am
by anthrobabe

I just caught that

"okey dokey lads"

do real pirates say

"okey dokey lads"????

and Dan--- just keep the sweet talk up and we'll thaw and warm up to ya

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:17 am
by Dan(da haole guy)
ARR-oha..Saucy Gert--da las' toime a wench thaw me, she ran (& not towards me, neither!)..but, oi'll keep tryin' wit da "olelo o ka lani" (heavenly speech)..cuz you wahines/wenches/gurrlz in general are so worth da effort..woo! :D

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:51 am
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard
I think that there is one thread that deserves recognition beyond all others: Let's make Pirates the second most popularrrr

Far fetched

Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:15 pm
by black bart
Arrrr...I loves the Far fetched annecdotes thread...

...I know I wrote most of em but it's up ta you lot o blaggards to come up with some more! :x


Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:51 am
by black bart
Arrrrrr...I also loves "The Capn's Log" here be a couple of extracts from the yellowin pages of the Log:

The Black Spot

Capn's Log, Yarr Date 1691.7

I's be readin Cap'n Walktheplank's message out t' me crew. The memories o' the awful rat canapes Bart once served up to them got 'em all fired up in a killin frenzy.

They ran round the deck shoutin "Death t' the gingers!", an ended up 'anging me pet hamster.

Black Bart

Capn's log Yarr date 10.11.76

YYYYAARRR and AVVVAST...met up with a lovely lass called Servilan. She was all done up in Black Leather and didn,t half know how to handle a pistol! Twere a bit loik Lara Croft had been crossed with Darth Vader. I think I'll be needin therapy and me peg leg's unscrewed. Promised her I'd help her track down those scurvy rebels 'Black's Seven'...twil be as easy as shoutin 'AAARRGH'...there be only seven o them aginst me an me massive clone army, HAR!

ps She told me Ginger was a lovely hair colouring - I think I be in love...

and the reply from
The Black Spot

Arrr... ye hast no chance Bart.

Speed- Standard by 12; Battle Computers online; neutron blasters cleared and ready for firing.

All that an a twelve pounder too!


Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:54 am
by DaveL
Well, Oi would have to say the Prized Git Award has been the most creative, funny stuff we've done in ages.

Keep up the bad haircuts and hideous kids TV characters lads.

Bart has just broken our moratorium on bad kids puppets...this time it be war!!


Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:42 am
by black bart
The point at which the Salty Tale became a stream of innuendo and filth:

Dave L. Wed May 17 2006 5:38am (page 28)
as Pirgella Lawson came walking back into Sinhoff's life...Sinhoff being a red blooded parrot, couldn't stop looking at her enormous...

The Black Spot Wed May 17, 2006 5:45am


"Hello Boys," said Pirgella "I've got something here that'll make your dough rise." The pirates leaned forward expectantly. Suddenly...

Black Bart Wed may 17, 2006 6.05am

...Pirgella's souffles exploded coverin Sinhoff and the Pirates with cheese, and that dark haired pouting wench of a cook laughed wantonly and thrust her huge...

and so on for nearly a hundred pages!

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:20 pm
by walktheplank
Yarr The Black Spot's piece on Knuckles O'Shuffle on Arr Bay made me chuckle, this be one of them, sadly the funniest one wasn't liked by the moderator, bah humbug.

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:53 am
by anthrobabe
It's BOOOOO! Day

(I watched a nature show about canabalistic plants last night--- Australia has some nice and nasty ones- that place just gets better and better IMO)

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:08 am
by Auntie Blackbeard
YARR! Bartie ... ye be a bloke .

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:13 am
by Pirate Terramort
I nominate the PlayBilge also!