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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:23 pm
by pieces o'nine
98. Does yer wreckomend Quark Hexpress or Adobe HinDesoign?

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:26 am
by tanguerra
99. Can yer read or rite matey!

Adobe

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:29 am
by black bart
pieces o'nine wrote:98. Does yer wreckomend Quark Hexpress or Adobe HinDesoign?


Adobe InDesign...half the price of Quark.

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:36 am
by pieces o'nine
black bart wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:98. Does yer wreckomend Quark Hexpress or Adobe HinDesoign?


Adobe InDesign...half the price of Quark.

Yarrr! But oi misses thee olde Quark days.

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100. Has ye any speshul worrrds o' wisdom ter marrrk thee hocashun o' this 'istoric 100th queschun?

Quark

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:44 am
by black bart
Quark was king for many years and I had to be persuaded by my boss to change...er, AAAARRGH!

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:04 am
by tanguerra
I'm feelin' slightly seasick! Must be the quark.

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:08 am
by pieces o'nine
Yarrr, oi learned wiv RageMaker, AKA PageMangler. Oi had a roight hattitude habout HexPress, then one day oi made a luvverly bro shure wiv hit an was converted, loike. I nivir looked back.

At least, until oi laid out thee Cronans fer Hadobe's Creativ Sweet.

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:44 pm
by Auntie Blackbeard
101 . Wot be me burfday dearie ?

How kin me luverlys throw a burfday fer thArr Auntie iffen Oi nae a Burfday ?

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:49 am
by anthrobabe
102: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:20 pm
by pieces o'nine
103. What do women want?

(That be a trick qweschun! harrr harrr harrr)

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:47 pm
by DaveL
104. What don't men want?

Wood

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:22 am
by black bart
anthrobabe wrote:102: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


Er...Edwoood woodwood?

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:26 am
by CATPIN_PUFF
anthrobabe wrote:102: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


ENUF TO MAKE FIRE AND BOIL HIZ HED...



THEN I EATIT.

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:28 pm
by pieces o'nine
105. Wot be thee hotte pyrate fashuns fer Spring 1708?

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:10 pm
by Mad Willyum Bonney
106. Yarr Perfesser ,

I wuz juss wunnerin ' , uh gots a new silk shirt , uh doan wanna git blood onnit an' rune it .
Soze this necks raidin' pARRdee Oim gonna smear sum capsup onnit an' say uh bin doin' my part in thee fight .
Wot does ye tink ove thee ideARR ?