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Has anybody read it?

Postby buttlicking22 » Thu Dec 15, 2016 10:40 pm

Has anybody in here ever read the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

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Re: Has anybody read it?

Postby Cardinal Fang » Mon Dec 19, 2016 11:37 am

Not for a while, but have read both the Gospel, and the Loose Cannon

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Re: Has anybody read it?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:47 pm

um um

oi member weeding tha acknawlijmints page and sawd unca bobby tha prawfit fank Nancy Delia for her payshunce and stuff rrrr

dat funnee unca errwik

rrrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Postby Monobaz » Wed Dec 21, 2016 2:39 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:um um

oi member weeding tha acknawlijmints page and sawd unca bobby tha prawfit fank Nancy Delia for her payshunce and stuff rrrr

dat funnee unca errwik

rrrrrrr



Nancy might be the modern day Mary Magdalene.
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Re: Has anybody read it?

Postby buttlicking22 » Thu Dec 22, 2016 12:14 am

Nancy Delia was helpful to Bobby when he published the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. She showed patience and unwavering commitment to the project.

She is a Pastafarian hero. She never gave up no matter how many thousands of people tried to stop her. She persevered and made it happen.

I absolutely love Nancy Delia. She is awesome. There are always people out there that try to stop success in any way possible. People like Nancy Delia flip them the bird and keep on moving along the productive path.

Forget the naysayers and the lazy butts. Nancy Delia is awesome. She reminds me of Hillary Clinton. We need more women like her in the United States of America. Stand up to the bullies and focus on winning. That's what Hillary and Nancy do.

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Re: Has anybody read it?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Dec 22, 2016 3:07 am

shood B onna bistist passyfarryen liss rrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: Has anybody read it?

Postby buttlicking22 » Fri Dec 23, 2016 3:45 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:shood B onna bistist passyfarryen liss rrrrr

Translation: Should be on the best Pastafarian list.


That isn't Nancy's style. She didn't even get involved in the forums until 2014. Nancy is more likely to be the person who would compile the list so that she could control it to ensure that her name wasn't on the list.

Many people do not realize that this website was active almost a full year before the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was even published. Those active at the beginning that remain active are the best Pastafarians.

Capellini, DaveL, Qwertyuiopasd, Griffin, Rainswept and Afterglow are the the best 6 Pastafarians of all time. They were all Pastafarians before the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was even published.

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Re: Has anybody read it?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Dec 23, 2016 5:34 pm

hee hee hee

... wot a lode uf ...

rrrrr
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Re: Has anybody read it?

Postby Monobaz » Fri Dec 23, 2016 7:56 pm

Wow! Nancy sure does have many positive attributes Buttstinker. Perhaps you should encourage her/you to run for President, after all, the US electorate has a penchant for complete lunatics.
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Re: Has anybody read it?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:25 pm

HEY!
NEVER assume we're a bunch of slackers like those Christians! WE aren't a bunch of SLACKERS!
Um...We aren't right?
WE READ OUR holy texts.
I read all of the Loose Canon and the entire Gospel.
The Gospel I finished completely during my free time over one day (read: during class. My teachers really don't care, and keeping straight-A's throughout helps). I finished the Loose Canon the same way, but it took roughly six days.
So to answer your question, WE AREN'T THE SLACKERS YOU TAKE US FOR!
Except on Friday.
And Saturday.
And Sunday.

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Re: Has anybody read it?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Jan 27, 2017 7:30 am

woah !
rrr
ye awt ta be onna bistist passyfaryin liss !
rrrr
iz et tyme a steel tha loose canin yit ?
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Re: Has anybody read it?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Jan 30, 2017 2:22 pm

Bistist? Is that bestist? I hope so.
You really need to work on those soft E sounds.

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Re: Has anybody read it?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 30, 2017 3:33 pm

hahah Airhed Erik Nancy pantyloony bin weedin me posts hahahaha :moon:

dis fer ye :moon:
ye canin feef ye :haha:

:moon: :moon: :moon:
:moon: :moon: :moon:
:lech: :haha: :welcome:
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Re: Has anybody read it?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:59 pm

I'm working on my fifth time through the Gospel. I've been a bit busy as of late, so for the past almost 2 weeks I haven't been reading.

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Re: Has anybody read it?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:11 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila canin feef wrote:I'm working on my fifth time steelin tha Loose Canin. I've been a bit busy wankin me tallywacker as of late, so for the past almost 2 weeks I haven't been steelin nuffin.
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