- The majority of Pastafarians are ex-atheists
- The stereotypical atheist is a nerd
- Pastafarianism is centred around Pirates, Grog and now strippers
- These are not very compatible with nerds
Have you spent five minutes on the internet? We spend hours arguing the merits of pirates and ninjas. We usually do so under the influence. While watching porn. These are very compatible with nerds.
And if thou art not a person of loose moral fiber, though wilt become one. I guarantee it.