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Re: Sports

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Aug 10, 2016 5:30 pm

Um , i bean peein inna wartarr pollo poowl 2 , rrrr . :welcome:
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Re: Sports

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Aug 11, 2016 2:53 am

Inna volley brawl on Go-Pack-a-Banana Beech tha Straylyun gurls beeted tha Duchies . Tha Strayyuns war tite liddel kinis wile the Duchies tuuk a leef owta Helly Skeletons' buuk an’ dwessed en fuwl lengf boddy sutes.

Et thee pooel, Kyle Chalmers winz u gowld metal inna 100 meatarrrs fweestile mutch 2 thee delite ov Skottiss fans . Arftarrwoods u bmewsed Mr Charmars sed on twittarr dat é car’nt eben swim , ho , pants on fyerr !

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Re: Sports

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Aug 12, 2016 5:08 pm

Thee limpic diefing puule hass bean cwosed a gen b coz et stil stinkt . Germy cumpetadoor , Stephan Feck , sed tha venyew smeld lyke fart . Et not yet confurrm but et mite b me durdy dipurr i chukkt unna tha 6 meeta diefing touwer , um , thee cuwwy i hud 4 supparrr giff me u belly ake , rrrrr .

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Re: Sports

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Aug 13, 2016 4:27 pm

Hooray , Grate Brittin winz tha gowld meddle inna 4 menz skulls wen dey beeted u bog lazy Straylyun teem . Laiter wen dey awl dwunk Nef Yoo gunna piwwage dare gowld metals, rrr . En uffer nuws Ossie afflete , Grate Dane Smiff , got a bwown meddle inna 20 km a vent . Um , he mite haff wun gowld ef onwee he run in sted ov wark alla way . At tha puule , Sun Flung Dung’s star haz fawlen wen ‘e losst thee 1500 meetars heet . Oh wel , mebbee Sharkee cood swich creers an’ taek hup dennarsetree .

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Re: Sports

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Aug 14, 2016 5:24 am

Darya Long-Jumpinova juss bean band frum thee Wio Limpicks 4 dwug cheetink . Long-Jumpinova sed she iss u bery bery bery cleen dwug cheet an’ Wushia neffer effer cheeted et long jumpink b4 . Oh no ? Go tel dat 2 Garry Honey hoo woss cheeted owt off a goled metal by dem cheetink Rusky cheetahs en Mosscrow , 1980 . Um , onna bwiter noet , suopar starrrr Mikky Felps winds hiss nummer 23 gowld meddle an’ iss noaw a pwime candydate 4 Nef Yoo’s Piwlaging Inc. Corp. (I juss gotta wate 4 ‘im 2 go 2 sleap.)

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Re: Sports

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Aug 18, 2016 1:30 am

Nuse Fwash: Nef Yoo Entarpwises Argh Voids Alimpic Tikket Sting

Nef Yoo woss lukky not 2 get bussted sellin dodgy polymic tikkets at Wio ober nite .

2 daet Nef Yoo Enarrpwizes maed u bery hansum pwoffet runing u liddel scalping wring an’ maek et luuk lyke thee Yoorapeein Innernashanull Limpick Carmetty cheef dud tha durdy deels .

Un4tune8ly fall guy Paddy Hikky not feelin reel gude a bowt thee sitchewayeshun .

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Re: Sports

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Mar 07, 2017 6:17 pm

Hybrid football / #Brexit post.

Arsenal crash out of Champions League 10-2 on aggregate.

According to WTO rules, they won. Taking back control etc...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39152642
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Re: Sports

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Mar 12, 2017 8:16 am

Celtic vs Rangers just kicked off.

Just got to finish putting the boards over the windows and barricade the door.

Although by all accounts it is worse in the house than outside.
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