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Re: Sports

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Sep 26, 2015 7:06 pm

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Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:Ummm.... da 69er's sayd dat da Astralyun wugby starrr , Jarrid Haine , mite onlee b onna bench wen dey pway agenst da Carrdanulls in dere nex gaem . I fink da 69er's iss gunna loose . Meenwile , in Astralya larss nite Hawfhorn giff dem Wess Astralyun mob a footbrawl lessen , rrrr . :lurk:

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Umm... inn ansir too yore qweerie Missta Beekkka , i fink we awl bedda wotch owt 4 dem Groop D Frenchies . Da iTalyuns dowt demselffs noaw sinse dey woss crushd bi da Frenchies an’ dey r gon 4 awl munnee . Off corse da dangga gaem 4 da Frenchies iss wen dey pway Irelann at Carduff , soh wotch diss spase . As 4 dem uvverrrs inna Groop D , evvabuddy beets Cannadia an’ we awl hoap evvabuddy beets da Romaniacs .

Inn eesey Grope C da Awl Blakks iss gunna romp it in coz dey pinches alla gude pwayers frewowt da Souf Specific nashuns . Groop B iss gunna b da Scotchies cos Souf Africca iss fraggile littel flouwers . It woss bery funey wen Souf Affricca woss beet bi Jappan , i iss stil larfin. I fink Scotchlann mite winn diss Grope B (fingers cwossed Unco Woy) . Az 4 teem USA – i fink dey shood stik 2 netbawl an’ skittulls .

Groop A iss a bit twikky b coz dere iss free (3) mane contendarrs – Whales, Egglannd an’ Stralya . I fink Straylia r moar lyke pretenderrrs rrarver dan contendarrrs , soh dat leeves Egglannd an’ Wails . If onlee ye cood b a united kingdum insted off a bunch ov littel provvunses - juss fink ov da wugby teem ye mite áve . O well , looks lyke Nuw Zeelann iss gunna win .

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Re: Sports

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Sep 27, 2015 4:44 pm

STOPP PWESS

Sum imtrestin' fings áppend inna Wugby Worll Cup resentlee . Off corse dose off us hoo iss intresstd nose Egglannd woss pippered at de posst bi Whales an' Prinse Árry iss not b áppy wiff da Prinse off Wails . Diss sitchewayshun chainges da hole die-nammik off Grope A an' da Rrrroyal Fammilly . Egglann muss noaw beet Straylia 2 pwogwess inntoo da cawtarr finalls . O deer deer me dat wil b twikky 4 dem . Meenwile Straylia mayd lottsa runs an' beet powder puff bloo Your-a-guy oafernite .

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Sep 28, 2015 5:44 pm

Resentwy i sayd meen fings abowt teem USA pwaying inna Wugby Worll Cup tornamennt - da nummer off bottels i reseifed in wesponse 2 mi artickle woss ofurrwelming , so i fort i shood offur diss wittel bit off incurrygment ....

Noaw lissen ére ya wimsy buncha blagggards , ye has tyme ta redeeem yerselffs . Onna day 8 off Hoctoberr ye pway dem Souf Afrikkens inn Lundun an’ it wood b 2 da hadvantage off effabuddy if ye beet da crap outa dem . Soh poot a way yoor maek-up mirrorrs an’ focuss on thee tarsk at hannd . Bi fare or fowl ye muss win at awl cossts an’ rememmer , a spirrited loss is no gude 4 enywun .

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Sep 29, 2015 5:46 pm

Cummin hup soon iss too moor gaems inna Wugby Worll Cup toornamint . Onna nummer too day off Hoctoberr da Frenchies pway Cannadia . De result iss a 4 gon conclewshun giffen dat harf off da Cannadia teem iss hactually Frenchy spies and will do enyfing two sea dere muvverlann win .

Da uvver gaem sees da Wed Dwagon pway Fuji . Diss iss a dainja gaem 4 Whales b coz da Fuji Pwime Minnisstar , Mr Frank Barny Amore , wil pway hooker possishun 4 da midget nayshun , an’ é duzzent lyke 2 loose - evva . I fink Wails bedda let Fuji winn ufferwize Franky probbly senn ye awl 2 jale wiffowt probayshun .

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Re: Sports

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Sep 30, 2015 4:36 am

Ho ! Juss twicken effabuddy . Dem too gaems iss onna nummer won off Oktober .

I onwy sayd nummer too 2 twick ye .

Ummmmm........

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Oct 02, 2015 8:40 pm

Georgya pwayed New Zeelann at Carduff yesserday an’ as pwedikted , da haka hollerin’ hooers wun (43-10) . I fink dem Georgy pwayers iss pwetty dum reely , struttin’ abowt arffa da gaem congratchewlatin’ eech uffer . Ummmm..... hullo darrlings ! Too poot it inna perspecktiv 4 ye , da Awl Bwakks juss frashed yoo an’ dey mooff inta da cawta finals .

In uffer gaems da Frenchies winns a genst Cannadia an' Wails beet Fuji . Da Fuji Pwime Monster sayd "ït juss wossent fare , dem wed dwagons awl twied rrreely harrd" . No matterrr how much Mista Fwank Barny Amore offerred dem dey woodent rroll ober an' noaw he hass lodgd a extradishen orda 4 da intyre Wails sqwad . Meenwile da Cannadia guvvamint hass depawted harf off dere teem to Fwance . Ummmm....., da sillee dufferrs shood áve dun dat b4 thee gaem , rrrrr .

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Re: Sports

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Oct 03, 2015 4:18 am

NUWS FWASH

Hawforn winz da Astraylyun Footbrawl Leegue gwann fynal in Melborn beeting Wess Coest Eggles by lots an' lots . By poplar a claim Cyril Rioli woss da bess pwayer onna gwound . Alla Wess Astraylyuns wiwwl b bery glum tonite . Neffer mind , dey wiwwl get oafer it . Carn da HAWKS !

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Oct 03, 2015 5:50 pm

WUGBY WORLL CUP UPDAET

Formerr Egglann coatch , Mr Woodhead , ahkewsed da Straylyun wugy teem ov beeinn dum-clukks , finkin’ dat mite pway onna dere minds . Ummmm.... hullo Mr Woodenbranes , dats peecisely yyy mined gaems do’nt werk on dem . Da Straylyun coatch , Micull Chekka , sayd hiss teem iss inna purrfekt state ov bliss – “da boys iss sooo stewpid dat dey do,nt feal eny pane an’ dat werks in our fayverr” . Mr Chekka indykated his teem wozzent cumpleetly stewpid in eny case an’ projewsed doccamints shoawin’ dey ád a cumbyned IQ onwy slitely less dan Einstein’s . We noat dat 60% ov dat scoar woss hiss oan . Enyway , da Straylyuns ’ad da larss larf coz dey beet Egglann bi 33 fings too 13 . Arksed arffurr da gaem iff eny Straylyun pwayer wood get a gurnsey in da Egglann sqwad Mr Woodhed moddarrated hiss posishun slitely an’ sayd “maybee Willy Skeleton butt furrst he kneads 2 poot sum meet on hiss fraeme” .

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Re: Sports

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Oct 03, 2015 8:39 pm

MOAR ONNA WUGBY

At da Old Cassel larss nite dem Spinbukks woss to gude 4 Scothlann an’ beeted dem 34 -16 . Da Souf Afrikken caoch , Hayneck Mewer , lykes 2 b da unner dawg , soh reed diss yew scurvee blagggarrd , ye iss pwaying reel gude noaw go weigh an' loose 2 da Merrycans , dats a oardarrrr . Ass 4 da Scotchies , ye got wun larse woll off da dyce . Ya godda beet Smoa ann ye nead dem SpingBooks two loose . I reccamenn Uncca Woy tawks too Verrrn Kotterrerrr ass soon ass possibull . Tells ím 2 nobble too Souf Afrikkans , Ham Burger an’ Bethany Esteb soh dat Skottslann hass a fyten chanse 2 reech da qwarta fynals .

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:14 pm

Worll Cup Wugbee

Laiderr diss weak Wails iss skedjewelled 2 pway Straylia inna da larss off da Grope A poole matchurs . Straylya hurtin’ coz Hoopa bean spended 4 bein norty ann Issrail Fowl godda saw hoof witch giffs Wails sum chancers off winnin . I fink Straylya mite gunna wakk Darth Gravies an’ Maffyew Moreguns errlee inna gaem an’ wiwl beet da rred dwaggonns eezee . Ummm.... seams lyke Straylya nott b fwying unner da rraydarr enymoar , rrrrrr .

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:11 pm

Souf Africca frashes Merrycar

Oi kin skarsely b leeve wot juss append inna Lundun larss nite . Arffa alla mi currygmint 2 fyer hup da Merrycans wot did dey doo ? Ummm.... , inna ansir 2 my most serial qwestun , teem USA compwetely hignored mi hadvice án let Souf Afrikka winz by 64 too nuffin ! Wile da Merrycans paintd dere nales an’ pwayed hookey inna chainge rroom , da SpinBokks did azaccily wot dey lyked onna feeld scoaring 9 twies an’ 7 uffer fings . Oi fink oi juss waisted my breff on dem .

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:51 pm

Egglann Flip Owt

I fink da Egglann coatch hass dunn a marvluss job ov holden da teem in gude sted wecentlee , awl-b-it unner tryin cundishuns . Dat beeinn sed , mi cat mite haff dunn slitely bedderer but é iss x-streemly cleffer an’ by no meens do i in tend 2 b littel da effits off da grate Egglishmon . Deese r difficult tymes , 4 egg zample , da food woss crap at Pennyhill an’ dey maek sum sillee sleccshun miss takes (lyke alla tyme) . Noaw , ye juss hafta giff it yer bess shot agenst Youraguy an’ den we seas yew awl at da nex worll cup chaps .

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Oct 10, 2015 3:46 pm

Straylya Tops Poowl A

Straylya tops Poowl A bi winnin dere macht agenst Whales yesserday , 15-6 . Ass da scoar line hindicaytes , thee gaem was a tuff arm wessell . Bess pwayer 4 Wails woss Scot Hairloss an’ 4 da Ossies Able Digmore did sum twikky stuff , yar . Awl tho boaf teems go frew 2 da cawter fynals , Strayya urns da eesyer woute wile poor ol’ Wails godda fase dem cocky Souf Afrikkanz . Taek noat Haynekk Mower , ye iss’nt thee unner dawg eny moore , an’ wee awl wonna sea Whales giff ye scurvy curs a hyding - nobuddy lykes yoo noaw go weigh . Inna da Grope B macht , Scotchlann scwaped hoam agenst Smoa (36-33) an’ soh pway da Ossies onna Sundy week . O well , i fink dat mite spel da end off da penny-sectchin 4 Scotchlands .

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Postby PKMKII » Sun Oct 11, 2015 9:15 pm

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Oct 13, 2015 5:55 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:[Mod note - somebody remind me to make sure that Scotland wins the World Championship, at least as far as this Sports thread is concerned.
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Scotch Fans Poized 2 Win

In wecent avents at da Wugby Wurll Cup da gween mersheen reely fryd da Frenchies . Fwance mite ass wel go hoam noaw coz dey not gunna beet Nuw Zoolann , um , but Islann pwayin’ reel gude an’ it mite b wurf wotchin dem pway Argntinea inna furd courta fynal . Wails godda pway Souf A Fricca an’ we awl wont da wed dwaggons 2 belt dem hup gude an’ propparrrrrr . Scotchlann iss gunna loose da fourf cawta fynal but it duzzent mattar Unca Woy , da Wollerbees teem iss awl Scotchmans enyway . A breef look at da Wollerbees lisst shoze it bwimming wiff gude Scottiss names: Sean McMahon, Ben McCalman, Rob Simmons, Scott Fardy, Kane Douglas, Matt Toomua, Tatafu Polota-Nau, Tevita Kuridrani, Sekope Kepu, Israel Folau, Wycliff Palu - an’ da liss goze on an' on . Bakk a winna , Skotish fans r defekting 2 da Wollerbees bannerr in dere fowsands .

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