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Re: Sports

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:42 pm

SPESHULL NOWNSMENT

Supa Bykes Worll ChampyunShips iss on at Fillip Islann (Astraylya) diss cummin Sundy .

Dere are too avents:

250cc Moto3 GP

1000cc Supa Bykes

Wotch owt 4 da Astraylyun Wild Card entrant , MATT BARTON , compeeting inna 250cc avent .

Heers da tip , Matt iss sensayshunnel . Rememmer , yoo herd it heer firsst .

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Re: Sports

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Oct 17, 2015 6:11 pm

Furss 2 Cawta Fynal Wesults

Az surgested , da Frenchies shood haff goan óme b 4 dere qorta final b coz Now Zoolann frashed dem reel gude , 62 – 13 . Noo Zeelann caoch , Mista Steev Handsum , waised sum eyebwows wen é dead-a-kated da win 2 thee Wainbow Wurryer deseesed peepulls . Mista Handson added “we learned dem Froggies a lessen 4 lettin alla dere adam boms off inna da Souf Specific”. In da uvver gaem da Sprigg Buks scwaped hoam aginst a crageous Wails hoo leff thee park wiff no wegrrets . Souf A Fricca noaw fase da Bwakk Ferns in da furss semmy fynal coz da NZ mens teem iss bean ressted . Yoo shood b wurryd Mista Hayneck Mower , New Zeelannn chicks r scarey az hell . :antipasta:

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Re: Sports

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Oct 19, 2015 3:48 am

Furd an' Forf Cawta Fynals

Inna da fird cawta final on Sundy Argentinea pwoved two gude for da gween mersheen , beetin’ dem 43 - 20. Islann did’nt maek eny scuses 4 dere lost but i fink pwayin wiffowt dere captin (Oh Connoll) an’ da spearyenced Jonny Sextoy hert dem bad . Eny way , wel dunn 2 da Pewmas , but ye godda loose da semmy fynal , hokay ?

But off cawse da clohse gaem woss bee tween da Wollerbees an’ da Scotchies , da final scaw deesided by a contavershull larss minnit pennaltee . Da reffree woss da flaver off da mowmennt an’ Scottiss fans gifft ím fwee dwinks ass é leff da feeld . A ellyqwent Ossie captin sayed arfa thee gaem “it woss a gude gaem . Scotchlann pwayed reel gude”. Dat fishwife wooman , wots ‘er name , um , Nikkola Sturgin , woss not áppy . She sum hup da mood wen she sayd “we awl no Scotchlann reely wind diss gaem”. (Nef Yoo finks it lukky da Wollerbees rrr da seckond Scottiss teem .)

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Re: Sports

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Oct 20, 2015 1:59 am

Matt Barton at Fillip Ireland

Thee Straylyun wylecarrd entwant inna da 250cc avent at Fillip Ireland , Matt Barton , woss rriding gude wen hiss durt-box Honda mowter blew hup in hiss fase onna lap ateteen , sendin’ ím hed ober heals . Sauces weveal dat evabuddy hass ta haff da saem stupid mota an’ ye hass 2 hyer it offa dem Honda mob. Matt’s mowter muss haff bean speshull maed four ím . B 4 thee hincident Matt compweted sum off thee farrstess spwits fru thee cornarrs but losst gwound onna strates. Matt woss not reel áppy wiff thee howtcum but he shood b annit gude é iss hokay arfa da fawl . Lots off uvvers fort é woss pwetty gude . Da Indosneezian teem anna Germenny peepulls offurrd ‘im contwacts an’ hopper-tunities inna Aisiya an’ Yoorope . Um..... , dat Micull Fox billyunnair geezer wann Matt 2 stayed inna Stralya an offurr ím thee prinsely sum off 10 fowsand dollars ! Matt’s merrkannik man telled Mr Fox 2 go weigh wiff dat norty eff werd .

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Re: Sports

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Oct 24, 2015 4:55 pm

Awl Bwakks in 2 Fynal

An’ soh da Sping Bukks woss beeted by da Bwack Ferns at Twickyham , 20 fings to 18 . Da Souf A Friccan couch , Missta Hayneck Mower , woss mortarfired an’ sayd “We beleafed we woss gude a nuff ta beet dem but we weren’t . We wannid ta maek hour countree pwoud an’ we dind’t” . I can onlee agwee wiff yoor arrrsessment off thee sitchewashun Mr Mower . Wen i woss hincurryging ewe 2 loose alla dem uvver gaems i woss twying too saev yoo frum diss bery imbarrarsing mowment . Noaw 4 gooderness saek , go weigh Mr Mower , an’ remember , ye car’nt hexpeck 2 win enyfing iff yer cappins name iss hawse food .

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Re: Sports

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Oct 25, 2015 8:23 pm

Astraylya Frew 2 Fynal

Straylya beeted Agenteena 29-15 at Trickyham larss nite . Dem Pewmahs pwayed lyke pussy cats reely an’ did’nt git a look in arffa Simon giff da Ossies thee purrfeck start follo bi a big cuddel wiff hiss frenns . Lavatorini din’t hellp Argenteenargh wiff hiss stewpid no arms tickle . Geddit frew yore branes Missta Lavatorini , yoo iss not a loud 2 doo dat . Ass 4 da Ossies , Hashley Cooparr twied awl day . Arfurr da gaem a teary Pewmurrs cooch woss consold by da Straylyun teem qwire hoo giff 'im a stirrin’ wendishun off “Downt cwy for me Argentinea”. Donn wurry darlings , iss juss a gaem .

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Re: Sports

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Oct 27, 2015 4:23 am

BLASTID ROYALS

Blast em ona seas , blast dem onna lan' , blast em in darr cassels , an' blast em im Kansas City warreffar thee hell thot is in England !
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Re: Sports

Postby ChowMein » Thu Oct 29, 2015 12:23 am

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:BLASTID ROYALS

Blast em ona seas , blast dem onna lan' , blast em in darr cassels , an' blast em im Kansas City warreffar thee hell thot is in England !


Ye be jibbering dam strayt matey !

Thee fix was on starting with thee Rangers .
Jays shoulda taken Royals handylee , bias against Canayjins !
Robed the Jays nummerus tymes past , thee 92 an 93 lineup was juss too powerful fur thee refs to mess wiff .

Thee strike year was owned by the Expos , the series was theirs .

ARRRRRRRRRGH!

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Re: Sports

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Oct 29, 2015 7:49 am

TAWAONO FC INNA PWAYUFS 4 DA FURS TYME !

hi no gunna wach et gunna b tooo tins fur me
rrrrrrrrrr

nef yoo ,, woe fing sportz wepoordarr inna da kawlinnyz .
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Re: Sports

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Oct 31, 2015 7:21 pm

UNCCA DAFF , UNKA DARRF

Unca Moneybags senz yoo a bottel

DEER DOKTOR BEEKER,
SCOTCHLANN WINS WUGBY WORLL CUP.
AWLTHOW NEW ZOOLANN RRR THEE NOMYNAIL WINNERS,
NOW ZEELIND IS HACTUALLY A STATE OV ASTRAYLYA AND
THEE ASTRAYLYA – SCOTCHLANN CONNECKSHUN IS
AWLREDDY A WELL RESTABLISHED FACT.
SO WIVVOWT FURVER ADO WE CONGRATCHEWLATE
THEE SCOTCHIES ON A JOB WELL DUNN.
YOORS TREWLY,
BAZZA.

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Re: Sports

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue May 03, 2016 5:32 am

um , wewl dunn 2 dem LessCessStirSheer Foxes . Wot a bery gude wind . :jack:

But yoo bedda wotch owt 4 bonny Pwinse Charlee coz 'e lik 2 shoot foxies wiff guns an' puppy doggies an' dat .

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Aug 05, 2016 5:12 pm

En tha furs advent at da Rio Limpicks , Rusha cunvinsingly wund tha jew-jit-sue agenst arch ryeval an’ hoast nayshun Bwazil . Tha avent took pwace in da Rusha armbashaders car coz tha staydeyum woss’nt finnysht yet . Tha Bwazill man an’ part tyme petty feef cumplaynd dat da Ruskie armbashader scoffed a hanfull ov pep pills b4 the bowt soh tha Ruskie dun shot 'im ded . Chairmon ov da Lympic cummitty Mista Tommy Bark sed “alla yew prinnsesses puwl yer heds in , effabuddy in Wrusha cheets so et iz a levval pwayink feeld” .

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Aug 06, 2016 5:38 pm

Chianarr swumming sendsayshun Hoo Flung Dung wund da furrst wound ov kompartishun wen ‘e spwasht hiss Straleyun kumpetadoor juring twainink . Misstar Dung sed “i gottim fare inna mush” . We noat tha warturr iz soooo stinkt da Straylyun swum starrr mite dyd ded b4 da mane advent.

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Aug 07, 2016 4:21 pm

At tha Limpic Gaems ohpurrning , el pwesadente off da Bwazil Limpic fing , Mista Nutsman sed “Tommy Bark lyke 2 haff lotsa sex at thee gaems” . En hiss dfense Woofy sed he fort tha broffel mite haff bean u spa . (Um , nobuddy sed thee wepawts haffta b twue .)
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Aug 08, 2016 5:17 am

At thee Limpics 2day Mikky Felps winds u nuvver gowld meddle inna swims weelay avent 4 a Merrycar . Dat amayzing coz ‘e ole u nuff 2 b my gwanpa . En uvver impoortent nuws we noat thee BBC pwezenterers ware shawt dwesses an’ et iz roomered dey do’nt got no undies on . Um , dats hokay cos Nef Yoo gunna keap a cwose eye on fings .

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