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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:18 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:I saw it too, I was just refusing to acknowledge it.
Why did you have to acknowledge it? :bummer:


Well you know what the Privy Counselor Philosophy of Life says: "If you can't go inside it to poop in the woods, acknowledge it."
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:30 pm

I don't know that. Shame on me . . . :facepalm:

Happy Birthday to Karinta24, Phlebas, and cbackous! :fsm_rock:

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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Feb 03, 2017 4:51 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Well you know what the Privy Counselor Philosophy of Life says: "If you can't go inside it to poop in the woods, acknowledge it."

ET's shizzle is the bizzle. Especially in his outhousizzle.
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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Feb 03, 2017 6:18 pm

By the way ET, have you refinanced your mortgage on that outhouse? I mean, I hear it's a pretty nice outhouse, seems expensive from the picture . . .

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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:35 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:By the way ET, have you refinanced your mortgage on that outhouse? I mean, I hear it's a pretty nice outhouse, seems expensive from the picture . . .

It's only small on the outside. See: TARDIS.

Or as one or more iterations of my personal personal space has been designated: TURDIS.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Feb 06, 2017 2:42 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:By the way ET, have you refinanced your mortgage on that outhouse? I mean, I hear it's a pretty nice outhouse, seems expensive from the picture . . .

It's only small on the outside.

Okay, okay, we get it. You're fancy, you're rich, and that's what you consider "small". No need to rub it in our faces.

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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Feb 06, 2017 4:24 pm

Some photos of a few of the rooms inside:
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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Feb 06, 2017 4:36 pm

That's nothing. I've got a bathroom I can play baseball in, a king sized tub big enough for me and ten other people, and a big black jet with a bedroom in it. And that's not even mentioning the tour bus. :twisted: :violin:

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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:05 pm

Staycannonfeefing wrote:That's nothing. I've got a bathroom I can play Cannon feefing in, a king sized Loose Cannon enough for me and ten other cannons, and a big black one. And that's not even mentioning the other stolen stuff. :twisted: :violin:
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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby Monobaz » Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:44 pm

The tiles in the kitchen are a bit basic ET.
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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Feb 07, 2017 2:53 pm

Monobaz wrote:The tiles in the kitchen are a bit basic ET.

That's just the kitchen in the basement. I really only use it for canning. This is the breakfast kitchen.

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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby Monobaz » Wed Feb 08, 2017 6:12 am

Yes, nice ET, albeit rustic rough.
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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Feb 08, 2017 9:45 am

Disappointing, no one noticed . . . :facepalm: :grumpy:

Anyways, I can still outshine you all:
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I (sometimes) get free sprinklers and water services. Lawn space is decent, to say the least. Great view, too. No railing though, so watch your step.

Oh, and here's my beach house in California:
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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Feb 08, 2017 12:25 pm

appy burpday skepikul skepasizzum rrr
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Re: Happy Birthday

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:29 am

Happy birthday . . . no one?


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