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Re: Our Animals

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:13 am

Hay ye blittARR !

Ow did ye get owt ove Auntie's bilj dis tyme ?
Wate ! Doan tell me ! Oi duzzint wanna noze , fank ye ye wellkum .

Enywaze ..... OWWWW!!! ... Bluddy kat!
Inna hosspitil fur a fu weeks an ye fink thee dam fur ball taint seen me fur yeers . Oi duzzint mine so mush thee crittARR stikky ta me loike nobuddys bidniss
... but dem muffer fugger claws!!! ARRRRGH!
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Re: Our Animals

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:37 am

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:Hay ye blittARR !

Ow did ye get owt ove Auntie's bilj dis tyme ?
Wate ! Doan tell me ! Oi duzzint wanna noze , fank ye ye wellkum .

Enywaze ..... OWWWW!!! ... Bluddy kat!
Inna hosspitil fur a fu weeks an ye fink thee dam fur ball taint seen me fur yeers . Oi duzzint mine so mush thee crittARR stikky ta me loike nobuddys bidniss
... but dem muffer fugger claws!!! ARRRRGH!

That only happens to me about a hunnert times a day. Fortunately my peripheral sensory nerves are somewhat underpowered, so I usually don't notice until I see the red stains. (Which reminds me, I better check my foot to see if that nail I stepped on this afternoon did any lasting damage... seems OK I guess.)
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Re: Our Animals

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon Oct 29, 2012 4:24 am

Oi luvs thee crittarr butts oi shore feels loike maykin a hatte owdah thee fing.

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Re: Our Animals

Postby black bart » Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:27 am

^ :lol:

After the departure of poor old Jerry the Hamster we now have 2 little replacements: They are Guinea Pigs...but I can't remember their names...I'll have to ask.
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Re: Our Animals

Postby DavidH » Thu Nov 01, 2012 9:01 am

They probably won't tell you, they're pretty cagey.

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Re: Our Animals

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Nov 01, 2012 11:22 pm

Maybe if you can sell them a magazine subscription, they'll put their names on the form.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Our Animals

Postby black bart » Fri Nov 02, 2012 6:43 am

Wait a minute...it's Alfie and...

...no, it's gone.
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Re: Our Animals

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Nov 03, 2012 12:10 am

black bart wrote:Wait a minute...it's Alfie and...

...no, it's gone.

What's that all about?
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Our Animals

Postby black bart » Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:28 am

Guinea Pigs...now I remember...we have two baby Guinea Pigs called Alfie and Pickle.

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Don't ask me which one is which.
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Re: Our Animals

Postby DavidH » Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:19 pm

They should fatten up nicely for Monkey.

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Re: Our Animals

Postby black bart » Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:31 am

Well...I will try not to give Alfie and wotsisname any penicillin then.
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Re: Our Animals

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:44 pm

Tendarr lookin' bilj rats tharr matey .

Odd tipes ove rats et tho.
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Re: Our Animals

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:31 pm

rrrrrrrr
Woooooof woof wuff rrr rrr rrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: Our Animals

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:25 am

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Re: Our Animals

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:25 pm

Dom thee Danger Catte has a barnacle on his hip and went in to the shippe's catte chirurgeon for prelim exam and blood workup this afternoon. Tomorrow morning he goes in for barnacle removal and biopsy. He fought free of the carrier on the way home tonight to escape to the back seat where he loudly yowled his outrage.

OI DUZZINT LOIKE BEIN ROWED IN THEE DINGHY T'THEE CHIRURGEON!
OI BE 'APPY WIF ME HIPPE BARRRGHNICKEL!!
ARRRGH YE LISSENIN T'ME!!!

He tried farting in my general direction to emphasize his outrage, which just made me laugh (and roll down a window).
Currently he is sitting close to my chair, but with his back pointedly turned.
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