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Postby EarthRise » Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:10 pm

Btw, you use Zombie Jesus's most feared item when combating him: the crucifix. Through the brain.

For all other zombies, dispense holy water and discharge shotgun. Rinse and repeat, take the Last Post.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby Zankou » Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:14 pm

EarthRise wrote:Btw, you use Zombie Jesus's most feared item when combating him: the crucifix. Through the brain.

For all other zombies, dispense holy water and discharge shotgun. Rinse and repeat, take the Last Post.



Can you fill the shotgun shell with salt? that always worked for me!

And isn't MPT's avatar a little...well, blashphemous...for a Christian?

Oh, and ....last post...
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
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"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.


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Postby MPTrooper » Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:34 pm

Yes...yes it is. However I do so in an attempt to show that we Christians aren't without our sense of Humor.

It's also a great way to lure atheists within striking range...


Zombie Jesus needs his brains.

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Postby Duke » Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:43 pm

Argh! The Zombie Jesus got me! This might be the Last Post......
Gluuurr......braaaaiinsss........


Duuuuuke........
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Postby EarthRise » Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:48 pm

Does this mean you're a Christian now?

Oh, snap, burn.

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(Mea culpa, I had to say it)
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby Zankou » Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:01 pm

The last post is mine, and fortunately, i have a qast suppley of salted Holy Water, and s hotgun...Zombie Jesus...eat your heart out...our brain, as the case may be...


I claim the last post in honour of Duke, a fallen comrade, and fellow Grammar Nazi...Heil Spelling...
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--Adam Savage, Mythbusters




"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.




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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:03 pm

Yeesh! It's gettin' deep around here I had better take care of the Last Post Sin.WoE.
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Postby Cryofdragon » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:22 pm

Mine.

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Postby Meatball » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:23 pm

not so fast evil do-er
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Postby Cryofdragon » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:37 pm

You forgot to say "last post" again.

If you don't claim it, it isn't yours.

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Postby Meatball » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:43 pm

i don't care, if it is...
than i shan't have to note it
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Postby Cryofdragon » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:53 pm

AAAAHHH!! Your grammar is terrible! Capitalize and use punctuation first of all. Second, you're using shan't incorrectly. The word you're looking for is shouldn't. Furthermore, yes, you do have to note it. That's the point.

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Postby Meatball » Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:06 pm

i like the word shan't


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Postby Duke » Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:33 pm

Capitalize I, put a period at the end of your sentence.

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Postby EarthRise » Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:55 pm

Meatball, you won't be part of the Final Solution if you can't get your grammar straight! Last Post
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin


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