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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Feb 27, 2017 10:06 am

This post is last, but certainly not least.

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Feb 27, 2017 2:23 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:This post is last, but certainly not least.


And it won't last, either.

L.P.
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-- Philip K Dick

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:11 pm

You're right about that.

Last post.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:57 pm

Oh yeah? Well I duct-taped this one to the end of the thread! Now you'll never get this Last Post back! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *Lightning in the background, a pause, then rolling thunder*

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:00 pm

Anyone seen the last post? I'm pretty sure I left it around here somewhere.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:02 pm

It's right here, duct-taped to the end of the thread. I even carved my name into it, see?

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:09 pm

Oopsie! Here it is!

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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Probably Rye » Tue Feb 28, 2017 3:49 pm

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Feb 28, 2017 4:52 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:But it was all my own work! :furious:

I have just received the Last Post. The return address is 'Mr W Shakespeare, PO box 1, Stratford-Upon-Avon' and he is rather cross with you.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Feb 28, 2017 5:39 pm

That's all very nice, but I've still got the last post. In the meantime, I'm gonna use an apex predator to guard the post, in case any of you rascals try to un-tape it. *Places banana on the floor in front of post, then smirks* No one will get past this. Even zombie armies are afraid of bananas.

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:34 pm

Last Post
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:38 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Last Post

WHAT?!?!?!
The above post is the penultimate post.
Wha- ? How- !
Since when!? I've tried this before, and it's never worked!

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Mar 01, 2017 3:49 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Last Post

WHAT?!?!?!
The above post is the penultimate post.
Wha- ? How- !
Since when!? I've tried this before, and it's never worked!

Skillz Absolutely the Last Post
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Mar 01, 2017 5:28 pm

Indeed. Last post.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Mar 01, 2017 7:44 pm

SLo tahsetn , iPf tohsatt w,o rykos . . .
Nuo pse, olnalcy wkoerrkss u!p t!o 2!0!0!.
Wow that's really subtle.


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