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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby IspywithmeI » Wed Jul 02, 2014 11:38 pm

Last post for now but be warned my day has only just begun.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Pirate Johnson » Sun Jul 13, 2014 2:25 pm

First post in too long...




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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Dec 13, 2014 7:11 pm

^notty

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Dec 13, 2014 8:34 pm

First post.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Feb 03, 2015 12:35 am

Last Post (in the name of farfalla).
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Feb 03, 2015 6:18 pm

...wherever she is.

Nice to see you again, RRR.

You should pop in more often for the Last Post.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Rigger Tony » Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:06 pm

...Me ship comes a creepin' in slow under half sails in a calm sea... all da crew is below decks... motionless... wide eyed and silent...

As we pass I leans out and I whispers... "I has the last post..."

...The ship slips past... quite as a ghost...
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jul 02, 2015 3:59 am

No ye dussent ,

diss iss thee larrs posst coz i bands effabuddy

4 alla tyme . :welcome:
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby DavidH » Thu Jul 02, 2015 4:38 am

Tough - I got there first and hid it in the farmyard, under the second bale on the left where nobody can ever find it. As usual.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jul 02, 2015 5:17 am

Pants on fyer Uncca Dabid !

Yoo woss awl reddy band 4 alla tyme .

Now go way . :whip:
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Jul 02, 2015 8:16 am

You forgot to say 'Last Post', David. Pronouns don't cut it in this game, oh dear me no.
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Sep 18, 2015 12:36 am

Fools! I've had it all along, substituting a fake Last Post (in the names of farfalla and the fox).
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Sep 18, 2015 1:21 am

larse possst
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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Oct 03, 2015 3:45 pm

I just saw a very widely-shared post on Facebook of someone offering a rebuttal to the Labour Party's criticisms about the Scottish Government under-spending their budget by about 1%.

It was written by Venator.

Last post.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Oct 03, 2015 10:06 pm

Butt a allygator ate Venator an' dat maeded diss da larss posst .

Awl finnisht hup noaw , no moor , go weigh , ye iss awl bann , bann , bann .

An' Nef Yoo hass da larss posst , 4 effa an' effa , amen , let it b ,

no moar rit on diss fred , effabuddy sod off ,

an' Nef Yoo iss da winnarrrr , hooooraaaayyy ! :jack:
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